No More "Mother"-in' for Brit ... Yet

All of a sudden, Britney Spears has turned into Marlon Brando: She won't do another episode of "How I Met Your Mother" until she approves the script. Not enough "y'alls" in this line, y'all!

Us reports that, according to a source, "Nothing is signed yet" and Brit is waiting for the right material. "No script has been written and until that is done, Britney will not be making a commitment. The offer is there but no decisions have been made at the moment."

Doogie can rest easy, for now.

And so it begins for Ali Lohan: She's started filming her first movie in L.A., and, no surprise, she's already playing older.

People reports that 14-year-old Ali will be playing "a popular high school senior" in the film, called "Mostly Ghostly," which is about an 11-year-old boy who befriends two ghosts. As she told Teen Vogue this month, "I grew up watching Lindsay. It made we want to do what she does."

We'll just leave that hanging there, pregnantly.

Note to prostitutes: Your mama will still recognize you even if a TV show gets you all disguised with dark lighting, fake voice, and distorted profile.

That's what happened to one woman who appeared on an ABC special on prostitution, reports the New York Post, who thought she'd avoid detection during her interview with Diane Sawyer. Too bad: Her parents happened to watch the show, and the mom emailed the call girl to bust her.

Oddly enough, on her blog, the woman didn't seem all that bothered by the unveiling.