Post-COVID Gym Life Ease Back Into It ... Treat Your Muscles Right!!!

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Let's face it -- you haven't had a proper in-gym workout in months, and you'll probably be sore as hell on day 1. Here's a way to get past the pain ... your own muscle massager.

We got a miracle worker up for grabs here called the JAWKU Muscle Blaster V2 Cordless Percussion Massage Gun -- crafted for those looking to make up for lost gym time ... or for anyone else who just needs their muscles pounded and tenderized from time to time.

We know ... there are a zillion other massagers out on the market. But, we got a game changer on our hands, and it's cheaper than what you might find elsewhere at just $260.

This one also works to increase blood flow and release stored lactic acid to help relieve throbbing muscles. And, it packs some serious heat with 5 different speed settings ranging from 1,400-3,200 PPM ... so, you can pick exactly how hard you wanna work that tissue.

It even comes with four different head attachments, so your noggin can get some lovin' too. There's a ball, bullet, flat, and, perhaps most terrifyingly, a FORK-shaped attachment to target every nook and cranny that might need some long-overdue relief.

And, the best part??? It's equipped with noise reduction technology so it doesn't sound like you're operating a jackhammer in your living room. That's worth its weight gold right there.

BTW, your new masseuse to go is what all the cool kids use -- actual Olympians and pro athletes rock these themselves. Which leads us to ask ... athlete see, athlete do? You tell us!

COVID-19 Face Masks A Dime a Dozen Now ... Here's More than a Dozen from Us!!!

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It's face mask season, y'all -- we know you need 'em, and lucky for you ... we got a crap ton up for grabs. Take a gander, and take your pick!!!

Face coverings are basically a must-have accessory these days with coronavirus circulating in the air, so if you gotta wear one ... why not make a fashion statement while you're at it??? That's where these puppies come in -- from sporty to artsy, our masks run the gamut.

Let's start with the 5-pack polyester face mask (which come in different colors besides black, BTW) that go for just $22. The fabric will hold up against wear and tear, and they're super comfy too. Looking for a washable version? We got those too ... a 12-pack for $34.

If you're looking for a bit more razzle-dazzle and personality ... we got you there too.

There's a 3-pack of non-medical fabric face masks with different designs and patterns on the front -- for just $19 -- plus groovy tie-dye masks for only $20 (lots of different looks to choose from). We even have "statement" masks for $18 ... those speak for themselves.

Last, but definitely not least ... there are slightly fancier and more high-tech masks on the table here -- dust-proof coverings with 3 carbon filters, or a similar-looking Velcro unigear nylon mask with just active carbon filter. They're both less than $20, can't go wrong with either.

Look, we're getting tired here -- but we won't leave without mentioning the 5-pack 3D comfort masks or the 2-pack cotton masks -- both cost less than a couple Hamiltons.

Alright, NOW we'll get outta your hair ... and your face.

Apple Watch You Want 'Em, We Got 'Em ... At a Better Price, Too 🤑

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Time to get those impulse-buying fingers ready, because we've got six discounted Apple Watches for you to snatch up while the gettin' is good ... emphasis on gettin' it.

We know ... these things are pretty damn pricey, but if you're looking to save a few extra bucks instead of paying retail rates like a sucker, then come on board and swoop one of these gizmos with us. They're right here for the taking, and they're in stock ... and on sale.

For starters, the Apple Watches we're selling here are from the latest 5 Series ... so you're getting the newest version of an AW that's out there. Within that, there are slight differences.

Take, for example, the 40mm model, which is your standard 5 Series Apple Watch complete with a TON of features. It's essentially a phone for your wrist, with GPS, texting, calls, music streaming, activity monitoring tools and more. Oh, and different colors too, of course.

You name it, and this Apple Watch can probably help you do it. Normally, this sells for $400 off the shelf at any store ... but here, it's a little cheaper at $380. Hey, $20 is $20 ... we'll take it!

We also got some bigger ones available -- 44mm -- that are a wee bit more expensive, but that'll also pop more as an accessory. Once again, we're offering a variety of colors -- like the gold/pink sand watch, or the space grey/black one that both go for $414 ... down from $430.

Look, you've been cooped up for months. If that's not reason enough to treat yourself to a little razzle-dazzle, we don't know what is. C'mon, live a little ... and save a little too.

Kick & Push No More Go Grab Your Electric Board, Kid 'Cause We're Cruuuuising!!!

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You've seen electric scooters all over town -- now, it's time to zoom alongside them with your own eco-friendly set of wheels ... only this one's hands-free, and a bit more thrilling.

Yes, we're talking skateboards here ... ones powered by a battery, so there's no pushing necessary. And, yes, we got 'em on sale for you for a great bargain. We call these sweet rides the Urban E-Skateboard, and they're available -- through us -- for a little more than $100.

The only question we have ... how fast do you wanna go??? The basic model can hit up to 12 MPH (pretty dang fast) -- but keep in mind, they come with 3 speed settings to choose from ... so you don't have be at max power at all times. There's nice and easy options too.

As for as how long it can go ... the board runs on a 52.8WH lithium battery, which can take you 7 to 10 miles on a full hour charge. We're not great at math, but that basically means you'll be riding for a solid amount of time before this baby dies on ya.

Oh, and the basic model comes in a few different colors too, to match your vibe ... there's blue, green and orange. They got all the same specs, and they're all the same low price.

What we're pretty much offering is what you get in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater games by holding down X ... uninterrupted acceleration, and a damn good time while you're at it.

You're welcome.

Zoom Chameleon Be Anywhere Your Heart Desires ... W/ a Background Changer!!!

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We know ... your apartment looks like s***, and it's not ready for that Zoom meeting at 12 PM for all to see. Don't sweat it, 'cause this lifesaver's gonna help ya blend right in.

Allow us to introduce you to the XSplit VCam, which is yours -- through us -- for just $20. It's pretty simple ... this computer program is capable of giving you just about ANY background you want to show off from home. And yeah, when we say any ... we actually mean it here.

The software allows you to replace your background, via webcam, and make it look like you're ... well, anywhere in the world. You can cut and paste any digital image, video still or web page -- and make that your new surroundings ... at least from the outside looking in.

So, if you wanna be in France ... you're there. Wanna drop in on Narnia??? You're there! That nice waterfall screensaver that popped up when you logged on ... dude, you're there.

The XSplit VCam is compatible with pretty much any video conference app out on the market -- but, for now, it's only for Windows users (sorry, Mac people). Again, it's a quick Jackson to cop it ...  and considering we'll be on Zoom for the time being, it's well worth it.