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"Dirty Jobs" star Mike Rowe calls in and tells us that not only is he getting sued by a prison inmate named over his name -- he also got boycotted this week! Mike tells us his plan to deal with the funniest lawsuit we've seen in a while.

Plus, Newt Gingrich is catching heat for saying he wants to put underprivileged preteens to work as janitors -- but is he a victim of media spin?

Harv takes a passionate stand ... for the band Heart -- claiming they're one of the greatest groups ever ... until the "Dean of American Rock Music Critics" Robert Christgau gets to him.

Francis Ford Coppola has everyone baffled -- why would he say "Godfather II" was a mistake?? Even Frank Sivero, who played Genco in GF2, is challenging Coppola -- calling in to figure out ... why the bitterness over a masterpiece?

Plus, wedding stress sent Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner to splitsville -- so maybe Harvey The Wedding Grinch has a point when he says ... JUST ELOPE?

And, did Matt Damon make a huge mistake by going to a bullfight in Mexico? We're calling for an embargo -- no foreign aid to countries hosting these barbaric events! Agree ... or are we nuts?

All the major players in the Natalie Wood death investigation joined us today ... and gave up all the details that led to the case being re-opened after 30 years.

One huge revelation -- Dennis Davern, captain of "The Splendour" -- says everyone on board, including himself, was wasted on booze! Plus, author Marti Rulli on how her dogged efforts renewed investigators' interest in the case.

Also, Lana Wood talks about her strange relationship with Robert Wagner since the night her sister died -- and they all tells us what they think really happened that mysterious night.

Demi Moore drops the divorce bomb on Ashton Kutcher ... and delivers an oddly harsh message too -- why she's taking a direct shot at Ashton's alleged cheating scandal.

Plus, Selena Gomez' accused stalker, Thomas Brodnicki, is now on a 5150 psycho hold -- and our bizarre video shows why. Did the justice system fail Selena?

And is it okay for moms to be topless in front of her kids? It's our wildest debate since ... well, yesterday. You gotta see a TMZ staffer get OWNED by a viewer!

The chick accusing Justin Bieber of knocking her up drops the paternity suit and gets a new lawyer -- after her original attorneys bail out. Anyone still buying her story?

Plus, the debate that got everyone fired up -- are some people just destined to be fat? Richard Simmons calls in and says people choose to be overweight by eating like crap and not exercising -- and someone takes Harvey to task over his views on sizey foks. You really don’t wanna miss this.

Conrad Murray is suicidal -- and remains in a jail medical ward -- but not everyone's buying it. We're weighing in on whether this could impact Murray's upcoming sentencing.

Plus, Jerry Sandusky's bizarre Bob Costas interview could end up being 'exhibit A' in his future trial.

Also, Harvey makes the case for Howard Stern to be a judge on "America's Got Talent" -- while Parents Television Council prez Tim Winter rips him. And, is Michael Jordan a "Richard?" You gotta hear what former NBAer Olden Polynice says about MJ and the NBA lockout.

Was there a concerted effort to coverup Jerry Sandusky's alleged child sex abuse scandal at Penn State? That's what Pennsylvania state legislator Scott Conklin wants to know. He joined us today and answered this question: Why not fire Mike McQueary?

Plus, the Conrad Murray documentary reveals behind the scenes lawyer fights ... and big tears from Conrad. And maybe that's the problem -- did the doc love Michael Jackson too much?

Penn State's new president put Mike McQueary on administrative leave "indefinitely" ... but with pay. Is the university still going easy on the only known eyewitness to Jerry Sandusky's alleged crime?

Plus, Laura March, the PSU student who organized the "Blue Out" for tomorrow's football game talks about safety concerns, and -- to Charles' relief -- takes a stand on McQueary's future on campus.

Also, porn star Sasha Grey reading to 1st graders pisses off another adult actress -- Sunny Leone shoots down Sasha's elementary school field trip.

Penn State fires Joe Paterno, but says it's cool for Mike McQueary to coach this weekend? The same McQueary who, according to testimony, witnessed Jerry Sandusky's alleged rape of a young boy.

Matt Hahn -- Rachel Uchitel's husband and a former PSU player -- joined us to rip his alma mater's handling of the scandal. Plus, student body prez TJ Bard tries to explain why some students are on the fence about an issue that's so black and white.

Outrage and frustration -- two things you'll feel after today's episode. We did.

Joe Paterno says he's retiring in the wake of Penn State's child sex abuse scandal -- but not until after the season. Should JoePa get 86'd ... NOW? Two former players and angry PSU students weigh-in on Paterno's future and his legacy.

Plus, Michael Jackson's bed -- the one in which he actually died -- is going up for auction. What's something that eerie worth? You gotta see Harv's guess at a final bid.

Joe Paterno's catching all the heat -- but is someone higher on the Penn State food chain really to blame for covering up the child sex abuse scandal? ESPN Radio 1450's Cory Giger and PSU students join us for the heated debate.

Plus, presidential hopeful Herman Cain says he's never even met his latest accuser -- and the shocking news of Heavy D's death ... as it broke in the TMZ newsroom.

Dr. Conrad Murray's conviction for involuntary manslaughter in the death of Michael Jackson was not a huge surprise -- but right after the verdict was announced plenty of crazy stuff went down.

Screams in court from La Toya Jackson and Kathy Hilton ... Murray getting the cuffs slapped on him ... and winning prosecutor David Walgren getting dissed at his own news conference.

Harvey and Charles take you through the whole wild ride.

Justin Bieber got a big surprise when he called us to talk about the baby daddy allegation. His reaction to our story about his accuser is ... priceless.

Plus, what's going on in the Conrad Murray jury room -- and why it's so hard to predict a verdict. And the Kobe Bryant vs. Manny Pacquiao boxing debate leads to ... Harvey vs. Charles?? Watch and pick a winner ... of either fight.

Prosecutor David Walgren absolutely nailed his closing argument in Dr. Conrad Murray's manslaughter trial -- highlighting one all-important word. Will it be enough? Harvey explains why Murray might be checkmated.

Plus, Herman Cain's sexual harassment allegations -- are the claims legit? Sirius XM host Tim Farley joins us to weigh in on Cain's chances to survive. Also, Kim Kardashian's too down to work -- but we have a good idea about who's going to slap her out of her funk.

Lindsay Lohan's sentence might seem light on the surface ... but Harvey thinks Judge Stephanie Sautner's strict probation schedule might be just enough to land LiLo in the pokey for another 270 days.

Plus, new math with Kim Kardashian! Why she really believes she didn't profit off her wedding ... and why most of us ain't buyin' it. And, Herman Cain's sexual harassment claims -- will voters blow them off ... and Herm, please make up your mind.

Is Kim Kardashian's $2 million engagement ring cursed? Some crazy people say they actually wouldn't accept the rock if it was given to them! Plus, who's crapping more on the sanctity of marriage -- same sex couples or Kim and her 72 day union?

Also, Harvey offers up a compelling -- and outrageous -- closing argument for Dr. Conrad Murrayfree of charge!