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There was a famous spy on Demi Moore's flight from LA to NY this week ... taking mental notes about what she ate, what she drank and who she was with.

That spy goes by a codename: Plastic Face.

George Clooney's new girlfriend Stacy Keibler almost committed relationship suicide in NYC -- by having the audacity to think she was allowed to touch him in public!!!

Hilary Swank may owe the world ANOTHER apology ... because her first "I'm Sorry" letter for appearing at an event honoring an alleged bloodthirsty warlord ... had some MAJOR holes ... and the evidence is all on tape!!

Tiger Woods FINALLY dominated a golf tournament this week -- defeating a bunch of random people in a putting competition at an L.A. mall. Give that man a mistress!!!!

Kelly Rowland is like Davy Crockett with breast implants -- and we'd explain what that means if we weren't so distracted by her breast implants. So ... yeah ... watch the story.

Amy Adams' movie "Leap Year" jump started a debate about the worst movie ever made -- no offense, Amy -- but a certain disaster film (featuring our boss) just might edge out Amy's entry ... maybe.

"Workaholics" star Erik Griffin and Chris D'Elia from "Whitney" proved their dedication to their art ... allowing two women to grope them outside The Comedy Store. True professionals ... hard to find.

Arnold Schwarzenegger legally groped a giant statue of himself in Austria this weekend -- and also put a spotlight on the ONE tiny body part bodybuilders barely cover up.

"Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star Kyle Richards recently bought her first computer -- which, naturally, led to talk of a TMZ themed Playboy issue. Say wha??

Tragedy struck the TMZ newsroom when our beloved (by Harvey) gilled mascot Ribeye was found dead in his bowl -- but man, did we send him out in style!

The "Whose bagels are better?" war between the East Coast and West Coast has finally been settled -- thanks to semi-fresh, smuggled NYC bagels ... and Harv's breakfast appetite.

Tom Cruise dominated a dance battle by busting out "The Worm" and a killer split -- easily his best moves since desecrating Oprah's couch.

She got a fair trial in the TMZ newsroom ... but Nancy Grace was officially convicted on one count of chemical warfare ... by farting in the ballroom on "Dancing with the Stars."

Suri Cruise suffered every kid's nightmare -- an ice cream cone disaster! So, does she get a new scoop ... or one of those boring life lessons kids never really listen to anyway?

"Ghost Hunters" star Britt Griffith is used to seeing freaky stuff -- but how 'bout ghosts that get freaky? Don't act like you never wondered if Casper makes booty calls.

There's a dozen ways to describe Waka Flocka Flame's brawl in a bowling alley -- and they're all pretty hysterical ... to everyone but Waka.