Antonella Barba

"American Idol" screecher Antonella Barba's breathy Jessica Simpson-like caterwauling will likely get her bounced from the show very soon. Thanks to an eBay auction, you can keep Toni near to you, or just eat her for breakfast. Sordid images have surfaced of the Simon-tweaking idolette, making her…

Anna Nicole is dead, and finally buried in the Bahamas. But let's not forget these folks, for whom the week also felt somewhat like their funeral. Antonella Barba: We're fine with all those nude photos, even the X-rated ones that friends claim are not her. We're also fine with the fact that…