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Cristiano Ronaldo: Click to watch

Manchester Wins, Ronaldo Disrobes

Published: 04/15/2009

Cristiano Ronaldo scored today's only goal in Manchester United's game against FC Porto ... but his greatest accomplishment of the day came after the game ... when he took his shirt off. Gooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllll. Euro Greasy: Handball StarEuro Greasy Is the Pitts

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Euro Greasy: Handball Star

Published: 03/05/2009

Manchester United winger Cristiano Ronaldo went on the offensive on Thursday by grabbing his anatomy in public. The 24-year-old futbol star showed what a great team member he is. Euro Greasy Gets Back on the HorseEuro Greasy Is the Pits

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Euro Greasy Gets Back on the Horse

Published: 01/08/2009

Hours after walking away from totaling his Ferrari in a UK tunnel this morning, soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo was spotted driving a new ridiculously expensive automobile and giving the thumbs up in Manchester. All that greasy body oil and pomade really can make a steering wheel slippery. Euro…

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Euro Greasy Oils Way Out of Crazy Crash

Published: 01/08/2009

Cristiano Ronaldo -- aka Euro Greasy, the soccer star -- miraculously walked away from an insane car crash this morning in the UK that left his Ferrari looking like this. Ronaldo's ride was badly mangled after he crashed into a roadside barrier in a tunnel, but, according to witnesses who talked…

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Euro Greasy Is the Pits

Published: 10/01/2008

Cristiano Ronaldo is so hot, he just oozes sex appeal. The soccer stud soaked up the limelight -- and a whole lot more -- while out in Manchester on Tuesday. Where's a Right Guard when you need 'em? Cristiano Ronaldo -- Rico Suave

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Cristiano Ronaldo: What the Elle?

Published: 09/12/2008

Supermodel Elle Macpherson (right) is so hot everyone wants to look like her -- even over-moussed soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo (left). Euro Greasy stepped out wearing an adorable red sweater/shirt ensemble. If only it came in men's. 'TIl We Tan Again: Tchau Euro Greasy!

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Rich and Famous Party Under Different Statutes

Published: 07/31/2008

So the rules for Cristiano Ronaldo and Leonardo DiCaprio -- and the rest of the celebuniverse -- are just a little different than ours. L.A. County Commish Carol Hallowitz sided with Villa and yanked the three citations the club had gotten from the city of West Hollywood for staying open past 2…

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'Til We Tan Again: Tchau, Euro Greasy!

Published: 07/28/2008

Portuguese soccer sensation Cristiano Ronaldo is done sweating it up on the streets of L.A. Photogs spotted the incapacitated, tanned and well-oiled Ronaldo going through security yesterday at LAX. It was greasy while it lasted.

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Mirror, Mirror ... Who's the Greasiest of Them All?

Published: 07/24/2008

We caught Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis outside of Villa last night -- and let him know that he's not the only Greasy in town anymore. Cristiano Ronaldo, It's Official -- "Euro Greasy"Forget Firecrotch -- Greasy's a Racist, Homophobe

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Pap Slips in Euro Greasy's Trail

Published: 07/23/2008

We haven't heard Euro Greasy say one freakin' word since he's been limping across Los Angeles -- but turns out all it took for Cristiano Ronaldo to talk was for a pap to be tossed by Villa's bouncer. Or maybe E.G.'s tanning oil simply took its toll. Cristiano Ronaldo, It's Official -- "Euro Greasy"

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Cristiano's Ex Lets It All Hang Out

Published: 07/22/2008

Despite breaking up with Cristiano Ronaldo, Spanish hottie Nereida Gallardo was still looking perky on Monday. Nereida and a pal cooled off by heating up the beach in Mallorca. Cristiano Ronaldo, It's Official: "Euro Greasy"Cristiano Ronaldo: Hot, Wet and Taken

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Cristiano Ronaldo, It's Official: "Euro Greasy"

Published: 07/21/2008

Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis has met his oily match in the uber-bronzed Portucheese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. Let's pray that those rosary beads don't leave a tan line. Ding! You're done, dude. Cristiano Ronaldo -- Rico SuaveCristiano: Gimpy and Still Hotter Than You

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