Born – October 3, 1962
Athens, Greece

Drummer, reality star, possessor of giant dong.

Formed Mötley Crüe with Nikki Sixx, showed that world that two umlauts is better than one.

Produced a string of hits including "Girls, Girls, Girls," "Dr. Feelgood" and other songs that are still enjoyed by burn-outs and karaoke fans all over the world.

Attended the University of Nebraska in the fall of 2004 while filming a reality television show called "Tommy Lee Goes to College." The show was cancelled, but he went on to earn his doctorate in quantum mechanics. No of course he didn't, that's just ridiculous.

Married Pamela Anderson after only knowing her for four days, learned that you probably shouldn't marry someone if you've only known them for four days.

Appeared in a stolen sex tape with Pam … in which he used his massive wiener to OPERATE A BOAT!!!

Fun Fact: Had a swastika tattoo on his arm (since removed), but it's okay because the swastika was totally facing backwards … which means he actually LOVES Jews, maybe?

Denise Richards: Porn Stars Won't Babysit My Kids!

Porn Star: Charlie Wanted Me to Babysit His Kids

Charlie Sheen's Porn Pal Kacey Jordan Gets Paid

Charlie Sheen's Porn Pal Kacey Jordan -- I Looked After Britney's Kids

Charlie Sheen's Porn Star Kacey Jordan Gives Blow-By-Blow Account

Charlie's Porn Star -- Another 'Wild' Past

Charlie Sheen & Kacey Jordan -- Partying with Another Porn Star

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