Born – July 3, 1962
Syracuse, New York, U.S.

Super Mega Movie Star, Handsome Gentleman, Couch Jumper, Scientologist

Starred in "Top Gun," which inspired a generation of Air Force pilots and homoerotic beach volleyball players.

Got an Academy Award nomination for "Born on the 4th of July," in which he played Tom Cruise in a wheelchair.

Made a bunch of hit movies in the '90s and '00s, married Nicole Kidman, made that movie where they both have terrible Irish accents.

Went kinda bonkers, jumped on Oprah's couch, married Katie Holmes, had a daughter, seems okay now.

Was videotaped DESTROYING a dance battle challenger at a friend’s wedding in 2011 … seriously, go watch the clip … it’s awesome.