Ken Burns

Can't ya just see it -- Kim Kardashian, Kim's ass ... and the rest of the family taking their place in history by starring in one of those legendary 5-part Ken Burns documentaries?!! Yeah, he can't either, but what the hell ... let's give it a shot. Move over Roosevelts, and make room for ... The…

Following up "The Roosevelts" with "The Kardashians" makes perfect sense to our photog, but renowned and awesome documentarian Ken Burns wants no part of Kim and company ... because they've accomplished NOTHING. Burns was out and about in downtown D.C. Monday when Colin pitched the idea ... but…