Lindsay's Less Than Great Escape

Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan pulled her patented "hood over the head" move as she left LA hotspot Guy's. While Lindsay's part in the escape from the barrage of paparazzi was going to plan, her co-horts need a class in "quick escape 101".

First thing you don't do is hit a photog with your car. Lindsay's new man, Hard Rock Hotel heir Harry Morton, love taps a photog with his Mercedes while trying to pull away. Morton then gets his car kicked by said photog. Hopefully they'll be able to buff that out.

Second once you're clear, you leave. Once they have a clear path the car takes off-- only to suddenly stop 20 feet later. A guy then walks up to the car and starts asking for $5. Did they not pay the valet? Someone keeps telling the guy that it is taken care of. Now the guy makes Lindsay get out of the car so he can get in the back seat. Why not have the driver get out so Lindsay can stay hidden? Total amateur.

Lastly while driving away, do not almost hit another car. After $5 man gets in the car, it screeches off the line just in time to nearly sideswipe a Volkswagen Bug. All in all, Lindsay really needs to train this new entourage.

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1. FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:25AM on Jul 12th 2006 by amy

2. UMMM...who cares about Lyndsay. I think you all should stop following ... I bet she'll start begging you to take her pic after a while.

Posted at 11:50AM on Jul 12th 2006 by Mystery not solved

3. shes so damn dumb you suck lindsay!!!

Posted at 12:15PM on Jul 12th 2006 by kkkg

4. looks like they ran a read light too - after almost hitting the beetle. Wouldn't that have been fabulous -either hitting the beetle, or hitting another car while running the light?

Posted at 1:28PM on Jul 12th 2006 by Nate

5. I never thought I'd say this. Even old hippies can say what is this world coming to. This girl doesn't seem to have much sense for choosing good roles/

Posted at 1:33PM on Jul 12th 2006 by Joanna Temple

6. idiots! haha she looooves the attention so much it's pathetic!!! puhlease! nice hood over the head...what the hell is the point of that? and why would she then get out of the car? oh yah...she loves the attention......LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:59PM on Jul 12th 2006 by kat

7. ISN'T SHE DEAD YET??

HOW CAN A JUNKIE BE SO SELF-ENTITLED? SHE'S 2 YEARS FROM STREETWALKER.

Posted at 2:24PM on Jul 12th 2006 by JINdizzy

8. Umm, this is about the paparazzi not Lindsay. Although these stars ask to be seen when they go to these big fancy clubs, they still have the right to get in their car and drive away. The Paparrazzi were rude and childish to be kicking anyones car. AND if they are standing in front of the car and are hit a little bit that is part of the job- the driver cannot see if someones foot is in the way. Sometimes I wonder if they are ploys to get stars in trouble and to get a more scandalous video. Shame on you TMZ and others for this behavior- when they say step away from the vehicle- STEP AWAY!

Posted at 2:45PM on Jul 12th 2006 by Anna

9. as the old saying goes,, If you dance to the music, you got to pay to the piper.

Posted at 6:53PM on Jul 12th 2006 by HAPPY bunny

10. her new boyfriend is HOT. hope he likes fire crotches!

Posted at 12:27AM on Jul 13th 2006 by sean

11. she has no time to think about her actions. i dont blame her.

Posted at 8:32AM on Jul 14th 2006 by mellisa x3

12. S*IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT IF THEM PEOPLES WAS IN MY FACE LIKE THAT I WOULDVE BEEN DONE HIT THEM FROM LIKE 2 SECONDS AFTER I WALKED OUT OF THAT STORE

Posted at 9:41AM on Jul 14th 2006 by ASHLEY

13. I mean, Lindsay wasn't wasn't driving, it was her boyfriend. Plus, come on, wouldn't you be mad if the paparazzi followed you around taking pictures of you all the time, not just at events?

Posted at 8:22PM on Jul 20th 2006 by Lohan Promoter

14. ALL OF YOU HATERZ STOP SERIOUSLY I HAVE SOME ADVICE FOR ALL OF YOU CLICK YOUR HEELS 3 TIMES AND SAY I NEED A LIFE..


XOXOXO
TO THE BEST ACTRESS SINCE
AUDREY, MARYLIN

LINDSAY LOHAN ROXZ

Posted at 8:37PM on Jul 20th 2006 by jose

15. LINDSAY YOU ROCK

Posted at 8:38PM on Jul 20th 2006 by jose

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