46. GET OVER YOURSELVES! Do you honestly have nothing better to do than crack middle-school-type jokes about celebrities? You are pathetic.

Posted at 1:16AM on Aug 11th 2006 by Nick

47. what a joke... if these guys did not have all that money.. no one would care if they were " hot" or " gay"... they would just be another fantasy for all those girls out there... no money.. no care

Posted at 1:48AM on Aug 11th 2006 by Mark

48. MMcC is gay .. an industry secret .. makes me wonder about 'ole Lancey. Maybe Sheryl smelled a gerbil .. er, weasel .. lol!

Posted at 2:28AM on Aug 11th 2006 by Mr. G

49. Friends they may be, but the other remark about them being gay, I cannot fathom.

Posted at 2:32AM on Aug 11th 2006 by Vivian Lindblad

50. WELL I WAS MARRIED ONCE, YOU CAN'T HIDE WHAT YOU ARE! I HAD THE LOVE OF MY LIFE FOR 12 OR MORE YEARS BEFORE HE DIED...WE DID THE SAME THINGS MATT AND LANCE ARE DOING.....BEING TOGETHER, SHOPPING, SPENDING TIME ON THE BEACH. TOTALLY THE ONLY LOVE OF MY LIFE, OTHER THAN MY CHILDREN AND NOW I'M "A" SEXUAL! DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY MATT AND LANCE!

Posted at 2:39AM on Aug 11th 2006 by WILLIAM

51. MATT AND LANCE , IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT OTHERS THINK...I HAD THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND WE DID THE SAME THINGS YOU ARE DOING, THE BEACH, SHOPPING, TIME TOGETHER....TRUE LOVE IS HARD TO COME BY!

Posted at 2:42AM on Aug 11th 2006 by WILLIAM OGDEN

52. That is the funniest spoof I've seen for a LONG time. And running.....on the beach....in the rain! HILARIOUS! Keep up the good work TMZ!

Posted at 2:44AM on Aug 11th 2006 by J

53. NOW I KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY!

Posted at 2:46AM on Aug 11th 2006 by EVELYN HENDRICKSON

54. Yall are knot heads because yall think that they are gay. two men can be friends to.
besides wasn't Ben Aflack and Matt Damon best buds . and there not gay. come
on people get real. and get your minds out of the gutter. And grow up!

Posted at 2:49AM on Aug 11th 2006 by KB

55. Could they be any more obvious that they are together?

Posted at 3:30AM on Aug 11th 2006 by Vi

56. Smelly Boy McConaughey insists that he DOES NOT wear deoderant (Oprah interview). He's also been known to smoke weed all night long (public record). Perhaps Lance likes his buddies stinky and stoned, or maybe he just likes to be around someone that makes him look (and smell) good.

Posted at 4:11AM on Aug 11th 2006 by Evelyn

57. What did Matt do to his hair ??? ....last I remember he was noticiably losing it .... Looks good now.... Got in good shape too ... I would hardly say the epitimy of the male form .... but he is in good shape

Posted at 4:29AM on Aug 11th 2006 by Bob

58. What the hell,can,t two guys be frends with out being gay,there also from texas,,give em a break,,,,,,

Posted at 7:16AM on Aug 11th 2006 by Bob Graham

59. sexy sexy sexy.....i'll run with them anyday!!!! nothing wrong with hangin out!!!

Posted at 8:54AM on Aug 11th 2006 by Michelle

60. Personally, I think they're gay; not that there's anything wrong with it. My gaydar isn't a 100% sure about Lance, it's a bit suspicious that he dumped Sheryl Crow after making a show of his love for her. Maybe he decided a marriage to another woman would be a farce.

As for the "sexiest man alive", give me a break. I find him extremely phoney, the chicklet teeth, the hair plugs (great job, you can hardly tell). Yes he has a great physique, but so do many gay guys, many take excellent care of their bodies. He recently broke up with Penelope Cruz, the faghag herself. First Tom (inthecloset) Cruise, then Matthew. Who's next, Ryan Seacrest?

Matthew, unless you're on the beach or at a gay pride parade, try and keep your shirt on.

Posted at 8:56AM on Aug 11th 2006 by Sonia