My Life. My Card. My PopoZao.

Kevin Federline is one lucky boy -- his wife Britney Spears has reportedly given him an American Express Centurion card, the mysterious "black" card that has no spending limit and can be used to buy, literally, anything.

K-Fed: click to watch!
AmEx has enlisted some of Hollywood's top talents -- Robert De Niro, M. Night Shyamalan, and Ellen DeGeneres, among others -- to hawk their products as part of the "My Life. My Card." campaign. Who better to join that illustrious roster than the ultimate aspiring-rapper himself?

Here's what we think K-Fed's spot might look like.



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1. DUMB, DUMB,DUMB,DUMB,DUMB,DUMB,DUMB,DUMBO!!

Posted at 7:03PM on Aug 10th 2006 by hilda

2. say bye bye to all your money Britney oh and your husband too.
you freakin idiot!!!!

Posted at 7:08PM on Aug 10th 2006 by jessica

3. I feel sorry for both of them.

Posted at 7:23PM on Aug 10th 2006 by DVS1

4. BRITNEY DO YOU GET DUMBER WITH EVERY CHILD. BRITNEY I'M SO DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU, YOU SEEN LIKE YOUR NOT THINKING AT ALL WITH YOU LIFE, AND IT IS SAD TO SEE SUCH A TALENTED DANCER GOING DOWN THIS PATH. TRIED TO TELL YOU TO SLOW UP AND STOP GOING LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN, BUT HEY GIVING HIM NO LIMIT, I PRAY FOR YOU. YOU KNOW HE IS A PARTY ANIMAL, WHY SHOULDN'T HE BE ON YOUR MONEY. GIFTS CAN'T MAKE A MARRIAGE STRONGER. THEY ONLY SOFTEN THE BLOW FOR AWHILE.

Posted at 7:25PM on Aug 10th 2006 by BYE, BYE MONEY

5. American Express Centurion Card for Kevin Federline? He can buy a lot of CDs...his own.

Posted at 7:34PM on Aug 10th 2006 by Asianwebmodels_com

6. I love Kevin. He's way too good for Britney. He and Shar Jackson were so good together. They were so happy together until he hooked up with Britney. I think Kevin was much happier with Shar and Tori. It's so sad he doesn't even know their son. I think Kevin is very handsome and has a heart of gold. Go Kevin! Get what you can off Brit and then dump her and go back to your girl Shar.

Posted at 8:04PM on Aug 10th 2006 by Tylie

7. American Express might just give up now. As soon as Britney Dumps that loser they are not going to see one payment from that guy. It's sad to see someone be followed around and talked about so much and he has done nothing to prove himself of anything. Album will drop, five people will go buy it (Perez Hilton and 4 of his best buds) It's sad because he thinks he's so cool, but in reality we are all just laughing at him. Kevin get a clue and just go away for good now!!!!! Also your really ugly and I hate looking at your stupid mug whenever I am reading about real Celebrites (except Paris Hiton, she's another waste of space too) Bye Kevin leave us alone now, we get it, you married a celebrity, now go be a husband and father.

Posted at 8:20PM on Aug 10th 2006 by branmuffin

8. BranMuffin, You sound like you are jealous or something. Kevin is one cool dude who will be more famous than Britney could ever be. He has so much talent and his next move will be in movies. He is the next James Bond. So chill and go get a life. You obviously don't have a clue to what you are talking about.

Posted at 8:24PM on Aug 10th 2006 by DFed

9. DFed, in you, I believe we've found someone more cretinous than Britney and KFed.

Posted at 8:35PM on Aug 10th 2006 by Bored

10. Britney...
You had MORE brains when you were 16...

Posted at 8:40PM on Aug 10th 2006 by angie

11. Too funny, TMZ. LOL Britney is so naive.

Posted at 8:48PM on Aug 10th 2006 by Gigi

12. Love the KFed. Can't wait to listen to his music. He sure has done good for himself and will become a very rich rapper.

Posted at 10:09PM on Aug 10th 2006 by hoho

13. once again spending some of his sugar mama's money

Posted at 10:17PM on Aug 10th 2006 by melissa

14. Most of American Express cards have no limit and can buy anything.

Posted at 12:08AM on Aug 11th 2006 by labelexec

15. britney has just made the wrong choice. kfed or whatever is an useless human being who should be grateful. however, he's a jerk. and we all know this. i'm sure britney would come back to her sense some day.

Posted at 12:18AM on Aug 11th 2006 by stephanie

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