My Life. My Card. My PopoZao.

8/10/2006 7:30 PM PDT

Kevin Federline is one lucky boy -- his wife Britney Spears has reportedly given him an American Express Centurion card, the mysterious "black" card that has no spending limit and can be used to buy, literally, anything.

K-Fed: click to watch!
AmEx has enlisted some of Hollywood's top talents -- Robert De Niro, M. Night Shyamalan, and Ellen DeGeneres, among others -- to hawk their products as part of the "My Life. My Card." campaign. Who better to join that illustrious roster than the ultimate aspiring-rapper himself?

Here's what we think K-Fed's spot might look like.