Vida Brings 'Dat Ass to Your Cell Phone

Vida Guerra: Click to watchThe very bootylicious Vida Guerra is about to turn the world of reality programming right on its...well, you know. The curvy Cuban model is revealing the secrets to unbridled sex appeal on the first-ever reality show made especially for mobile phones ... and from the looks of things, it's going to be muy caliente.

"Primped" features the FHM model-turned-Internet superstar dishing out tips to "average looking girls" in the hopes of turning them into "hot sexy vixens." By the looks of it, she's teaching housewives how to "ho it up."

The women, who are nominated by their desperate boyfriends, fiancés or husbands, get personal ass-istance from Vida herself. Besides the chance to go from plain jane to super vixen, the Vida-wannabes also compete for a prize valued at $20,000.



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1. Ok we are in business some one must of read from the Madonna post.
All you old ladies that have been complaining all day because of your old age and your 40 year old asses loosing you man to hot 20 year old babes like this, here is your chance I would suggest trying to get on that show then maybe you will be able to take the blind fold off the poor dude who has to do you, remove the wal-mart bag from you head, or the play boy picture taped to your back.

Posted at 6:19PM on Aug 30th 2006 by I speak Bachi

2. WOW! I'd love to slam that like an open door!!!!

Posted at 6:27PM on Aug 30th 2006 by Joey

3. This is for BACHI post # 1. How shallow can you get ? My suggestion to any woman who has given her youth and beauty to her man for 20 years only to have to worry about him leaving her for a good body and pretty face SHOULD RUN FOR DOOR AS FAST SHE CAN. I am 49 years old and happen to keep myself in really good shape. because I am physically able too. However I have much more to offer than a pretty face and nice body. Your comment is very insulting, and degrading to women who cannot keep themselfves looking like a 20 year old because of physicial limitations. SHAME ON YOU FOR YOUR RUDE REMARKS. You are going to end up a very lonely man picking woman for their physical qualities only. I pity the woman who finds you. Your comments reveal the kind of character you must have.

Posted at 6:39PM on Aug 30th 2006 by you must be a JERK !

4. LOL Dam your man must of left you I am sorry to hear that, how is that plastic surgery bill. There isn't anything wrong with older woman someone has to be home and cook & clean.
By the way I am married and look forward to getting nice, wrinkly, saggy, & old with her, & I hope I keep a sense of humor about it as well instead of an unrealistic old person trying to convince myself I am still young.

Posted at 6:45PM on Aug 30th 2006 by I speak Bachi

5. Hey #3!

Are you what they call a COUGAR? May you outta tune in to Vida's show!

Posted at 6:51PM on Aug 30th 2006 by Louie

6. BACHI...you are an asshole...feel sorry for your wife (if you really have one)

Posted at 6:52PM on Aug 30th 2006 by Angel

7. Angle you gotta do better than that.
Yes I am married been married for almost 9 years have a great relationship as well thank you.

But I am sick of all these Hollywood celebs and wana-be celebs that try to look like there 20 lets call a spade a spade.

I might be an asshole (I don't care what you think you don't know we besides a few words) but I guarantee you when I am old sucking down the blue pills and trying to keep my old balls off the floor. I know I will not be trying to pretend or look like I am in my 20's or 30's again.

I can't help it if you rear end is bigger than your front end and you have to use bungee straps to keep all your shit in.

Posted at 6:59PM on Aug 30th 2006 by I speak Bachi

8. Seriously how old are you? You sound like an immature kid.

Posted at 7:05PM on Aug 30th 2006 by Angel

9. Well said, Bachi!!!!

Posted at 7:06PM on Aug 30th 2006 by Criss

10. It's not a bad idea. I think a show called primped then pimped would get better ratings.

Posted at 7:13PM on Aug 30th 2006 by Johnson

11. Another good one from Angle dude you suck.

You and your chipmunk nibblers can go, your old age has definitely taken a toll on you mind.

Chipmunk nibblers - When your old and your boobs hit the floor you can go to parks & stand there as the chipmunks run up and eat seeds that are resting on your nipples.

Posted at 7:38PM on Aug 30th 2006 by I speak Bachi

12. Amen, Angel! Bachi=Idiot

All the blue pills in the world won't stop his "wife" from leavin' his sorry azz.

Posted at 7:42PM on Aug 30th 2006 by Genteel

13. THIS IS FOR LOUIE : I purr like a COUGAR, Bite like a LION, but I tell it like it is. I don't need to tune into VIDA'S show. I know how I look and how I feel. If anything I could show VIDA a few things. I am disiplined and I have taken care of myself and happen to look better then MOST 20 year olds. It didn't come easy. I had to work hard for it. I work out everyday and have all of my life. I would like to see how VIDA is going to look at 49 years old. I have been married for 25 years and my husband tells me everyday how beautiful he thinks I am. I am very fortunate. I speak for other woman who may not be as blessed . I am here for the long haul. When my husband gets old , or happens to get sick I am not going to run out and look for a 25 year old guy to replace him. I have character and substance. I will be here to suppoprt him and love him. I'd like to see VIDA do that. I don't consider being good at POLE STRIPPING TO BE A VIRTUE Anybody can look good with a plastic surgeon or some LIPO. I am much more than that. SO FUCK YOU.

Posted at 7:42PM on Aug 30th 2006 by you must be a JERK !.

14. I am on ANGEL'S side. I've seen a few of Bachi's other posts on this site. He is very superficial. I think he speaks with a folk tougue. I feel sorry for his wife too. What a creep. He must be married in name only.

Posted at 7:47PM on Aug 30th 2006 by perky one

15. 13 he is getting ass on the side, and is to dam scared to leave you, he is afraid you might suffocate him with your flabby tits.

He is getting it while you are admiring yourself in the mirror for 8 hours a day.

Posted at 7:50PM on Aug 30th 2006 by I speak Bachi

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