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Steve-O: I Wanna F*** Paris Hilton

Steve-O: Click to watchSteve-O is joining the list of men waiting to spend a night in the Paris Hilton.

TMZ cameras caught the "Jackass" star/train wreck after his stand-up set at The Laugh Factory in Los Angeles last night, where he confessed he wanted to get into the heiress' pants, "I wanna f*** Paris Hilton, except I think she's gonna know I'll tell everyone when I do." Well, if she didn't know before, she will now.

Steve-O also compared his comedy routine to his aspiring career as a rap artist (TMZ posted one of his songs yesterday) saying, "I honestly don't know if it's more half-assed than my rap career or less but I spent the entire time on stage talking about TMZ and how I voted for my rap to be dope thousands of times today ... I'll never get bored checking me out."

Hmm ... so that's why 99% of the voters thought the song was "dope," only 1% "wack." Steve-O may be slicker than we thought.



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1. Brave man.

Posted at 11:26AM on Oct 13th 2006 by Lourdes

2. He hasn't yet???

Posted at 11:26AM on Oct 13th 2006 by kathryn

3. They both probably has diseases, so they just might cancel each other out!

Posted at 12:03PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Amy

4. Well it will be another one of many that f*cked Paris. What is her number now 150??

Posted at 11:38AM on Oct 13th 2006 by Jamie

5. Steve-O - The risks you take in your stunts are unbelievable, but PLEASE do not have unprotected sex with Paris Hilton. No one should expose themselves to that!!!!

Posted at 11:43AM on Oct 13th 2006 by CharismaRules

6. Jamie I think Paris would be very hurt that you thought it was only 150. You underestimate her; after all, there are 365 days/nights in a year, & she has been at this for how many years?!?!?!?

Posted at 11:43AM on Oct 13th 2006 by CharismaRules

7. thats all it takes,although i am a bit suprised,i thiught she screwed everybody in california,shes a hoe,shes so loose ,jts like throwing a hot dog down an empty hall,she likes anal sex so that might be the only way you feel it,but she will screw you and want nothig in return,make sure you wear a condom,maybe 2,shes a skankohoic,good luck

Posted at 3:19PM on Oct 13th 2006 by K-Thug is a loser

8. Better he should go F*** himself. More hygienic, little chance of catching clymidia or herpes, or whatever is Paris's germ du jour.

Posted at 12:02PM on Oct 13th 2006 by The Maven

9. i'm sure it is his turn anyway, everyone else had had their turn. she will oblige all you have to do is ask.

Posted at 11:47AM on Oct 13th 2006 by realist

10. Charisma....Im sorry, your right. I was just trying to be polite.

Posted at 11:47AM on Oct 13th 2006 by Jamie

11. It's quite obvious why Steve'o the Lame'o wants to f*** my rotten tuna smelling cum trap. He wants to use it to elevate his career like my sex tape did to mine. That little boy isn't in my league as I only date men who know how to get into clubs.

Posted at 11:49AM on Oct 13th 2006 by Paris Herpes HO Hilton

12. YOU MEAN THERE IS SOMEONE IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE THAT SHE HASN'T SLEPT WITH YET???

Posted at 1:23PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Eden

13. I pray they don't ever breed together.

Posted at 12:04PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Caroline

14. Isn't this guys 15 minutes of fame over yet???

Posted at 12:09PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Laughing at all of YOU

15. I think he has a very good chance...CONSIDER IT A DONE DEAL !!!!!!!

Posted at 12:10PM on Oct 13th 2006 by CoCo

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