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Steve-O: I Wanna F*** Paris Hilton

10/13/2006 12:17 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Steve-O: Click to watchSteve-O is joining the list of men waiting to spend a night in the Paris Hilton.

TMZ cameras caught the "Jackass" star/train wreck after his stand-up set at The Laugh Factory in Los Angeles last night, where he confessed he wanted to get into the heiress' pants, "I wanna f*** Paris Hilton, except I think she's gonna know I'll tell everyone when I do." Well, if she didn't know before, she will now.

Steve-O also compared his comedy routine to his aspiring career as a rap artist (TMZ posted one of his songs yesterday) saying, "I honestly don't know if it's more half-assed than my rap career or less but I spent the entire time on stage talking about TMZ and how I voted for my rap to be dope thousands of times today ... I'll never get bored checking me out."

Hmm ... so that's why 99% of the voters thought the song was "dope," only 1% "wack." Steve-O may be slicker than we thought.

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Vain    

Brave man.

2849 days ago
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kathryn    

He hasn't yet???

2849 days ago
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Amy    

They both probably has diseases, so they just might cancel each other out!

2849 days ago
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Joanna    

Well it will be another one of many that f*cked Paris. What is her number now 150??

2849 days ago
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Charisma Rules    

Steve-O - The risks you take in your stunts are unbelievable, but PLEASE do not have unprotected sex with Paris Hilton. No one should expose themselves to that!!!!

2849 days ago
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Charisma Rules    

Jamie I think Paris would be very hurt that you thought it was only 150. You underestimate her; after all, there are 365 days/nights in a year, & she has been at this for how many years?!?!?!?

2849 days ago
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They about to get paid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    

thats all it takes,although i am a bit suprised,i thiught she screwed everybody in california,shes a hoe,shes so loose ,jts like throwing a hot dog down an empty hall,she likes anal sex so that might be the only way you feel it,but she will screw you and want nothig in return,make sure you wear a condom,maybe 2,shes a skankohoic,good luck

2849 days ago
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Alyn Brodsky    

Better he should go F*** himself. More hygienic, little chance of catching clymidia or herpes, or whatever is Paris's germ du jour.

2849 days ago
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vicki    

i'm sure it is his turn anyway, everyone else had had their turn. she will oblige all you have to do is ask.

2849 days ago
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Joanna    

Charisma....Im sorry, your right. I was just trying to be polite.

2849 days ago
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Travis Bickle    

It's quite obvious why Steve'o the Lame'o wants to f*** my rotten tuna smelling cum trap. He wants to use it to elevate his career like my sex tape did to mine. That little boy isn't in my league as I only date men who know how to get into clubs.

2849 days ago
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Eden    

YOU MEAN THERE IS SOMEONE IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE THAT SHE HASN'T SLEPT WITH YET???

2849 days ago
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Caroline    

I pray they don't ever breed together.

2849 days ago
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My two cents    

Isn't this guys 15 minutes of fame over yet???

2849 days ago
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CoCo    

I think he has a very good chance...CONSIDER IT A DONE DEAL !!!!!!!

2849 days ago
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