Steve-O: I Wanna F*** Paris Hilton

Posted Oct 13th 2006 11:17AM by TMZ Staff

Steve-O is joining the list of men waiting to spend a night in the Paris Hilton.

TMZ cameras caught the "Jackass" star/train wreck after his stand-up set at The Laugh Factory in Los Angeles last night, where he confessed he wanted to get into the heiress' pants, "I wanna f*** Paris Hilton, except I think she's gonna know I'll tell everyone when I do." Well, if she didn't know before, she will now.

Steve-O also compared his comedy routine to his aspiring career as a rap artist (TMZ posted one of his songs yesterday) saying, "I honestly don't know if it's more half-assed than my rap career or less but I spent the entire time on stage talking about TMZ and how I voted for my rap to be dope thousands of times today ... I'll never get bored checking me out."

Hmm ... so that's why 99% of the voters thought the song was "dope," only 1% "wack." Steve-O may be slicker than we thought.

Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird, Steve-O

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1. He hasn't yet???

Posted at 11:26AM on Oct 13th 2006 by kathryn

2. Brave man.

Posted at 11:26AM on Oct 13th 2006 by Lourdes

3. Well it will be another one of many that f*cked Paris. What is her number now 150??

Posted at 11:38AM on Oct 13th 2006 by Jamie

4. Steve-O - The risks you take in your stunts are unbelievable, but PLEASE do not have unprotected sex with Paris Hilton. No one should expose themselves to that!!!!

Posted at 11:43AM on Oct 13th 2006 by CharismaRules

5. Jamie I think Paris would be very hurt that you thought it was only 150. You underestimate her; after all, there are 365 days/nights in a year, & she has been at this for how many years?!?!?!?

Posted at 11:43AM on Oct 13th 2006 by CharismaRules

6. i'm sure it is his turn anyway, everyone else had had their turn. she will oblige all you have to do is ask.

Posted at 11:47AM on Oct 13th 2006 by realist

7. Charisma....Im sorry, your right. I was just trying to be polite.

Posted at 11:47AM on Oct 13th 2006 by Jamie

8. It's quite obvious why Steve'o the Lame'o wants to f*** my rotten tuna smelling cum trap. He wants to use it to elevate his career like my sex tape did to mine. That little boy isn't in my league as I only date men who know how to get into clubs.

Posted at 11:49AM on Oct 13th 2006 by Paris Herpes HO Hilton

9. Better he should go F*** himself. More hygienic, little chance of catching clymidia or herpes, or whatever is Paris's germ du jour.

Posted at 12:02PM on Oct 13th 2006 by The Maven

10. They both probably has diseases, so they just might cancel each other out!

Posted at 12:03PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Amy

11. I pray they don't ever breed together.

Posted at 12:04PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Caroline

12. Isn't this guys 15 minutes of fame over yet???

Posted at 12:09PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Laughing at all of YOU

13. I think he has a very good chance...CONSIDER IT A DONE DEAL !!!!!!!

Posted at 12:10PM on Oct 13th 2006 by CoCo

14. what a conceded a**hole, what makes him think she would do him....

Posted at 12:17PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Timo

15. Thanks Steve O for makin white people look bad which is what you are really good at and I love you for it. You are the Rapper Ol'DirtyBastard reincarnainted.

Posted at 12:22PM on Oct 13th 2006 by Tyler

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