Christina Aguilera got herself a man who knows where all the attention goes -- to her.
Sure, there 'ain't no other man' like Mr. Aguilera, aka Jordan Bratman, but he doesn't get nearly the same amount of press attention shown to his dirrty wife. While Christina set off flashbulbs as she rushed from her New York hotel to a waiting car -- not a single flash was popped when Jordan followed five steps behind.
Ever the willing manservant, Bratman even carried her luggage. Good boy.