Millions of guys would love to be with Jessica Simpson. Thanks to an eBay auction, you can do just that. Sort of.
Just before a kissing scene with Dane Cook in the film "Employee of the Month," a background extra got a little something extra when Jessica Simpson gave her ABC (Already Been Chewed) gum to him.
Now you can take the seller's advice and clone Jessica with DNA lifted from the gum, or if you're a true fan, you can chew the gum yourself. Then you can at least say you swapped spit with Jessica Simpson.