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Posted Nov 29th 2006 1:12PM by TMZ Staff

Jessica SimpsonMillions of guys would love to be with Jessica Simpson. Thanks to an eBay auction, you can do just that. Sort of.

Just before a kissing scene with Dane Cook in the film "Employee of the Month," a background extra got a little something extra when Jessica Simpson gave her ABC (Already Been Chewed) gum to him.

Now you can take the seller's advice and clone Jessica with DNA lifted from the gum, or if you're a true fan, you can chew the gum yourself. Then you can at least say you swapped spit with Jessica Simpson.

Tags: abc gum, AbcGum, auction, chewing gum, ChewingGum, clone, dane cook, DaneCook, dna, ebay, employee of the year, EmployeeOfTheYear, jessica simpson, JessicaSimpson

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1. yuck, how unhygienic!!!

Posted at 6:40PM on Nov 29th 2006 by ayer

2. gross. that pic looks like pa simpson in drag.

Posted at 5:21PM on Nov 29th 2006 by spam

3. A.B.C. gum...no thanks.
A.B.W(orn) panties...I'll bid on that item if the are damp AND stinky!

Posted at 4:26PM on Nov 29th 2006 by Sold American....

4. I hate Jessica Simpson. She is ugly, dumb, and not talented. I wish people would get over her.

Posted at 6:34PM on Nov 29th 2006 by stef

5. I guess it proves she doesn't swallow!

Posted at 7:40PM on Nov 29th 2006 by Rocco

6. Jessica Simpson is the hottest girl in Hollywood now & always!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:07PM on Nov 29th 2006 by marc

7. LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE JESSICA.....

Posted at 10:08PM on Nov 29th 2006 by ANTHONY

8. SHE LOOKS LIKE HORSE AND NEED'S A NEW BRAIN!!!
SHE IS NO ANGELINA JOLIE!!

Posted at 6:16PM on Nov 30th 2006 by ANGEL EYES

9. GET THE EXTERMINATOR THEIR'S A HUGE RAT NAMED JESSICA!!!

Posted at 6:17PM on Nov 30th 2006 by ANGEL EYES

10. Jessica Simpson is Gorgeous. Angelina Jolie is UGLY. Her lips are nasty

Posted at 1:39PM on Dec 1st 2006 by Felicia Hilleren

11. I think the meant to spell "Gum" with a "C".

Posted at 10:37AM on Dec 3rd 2006 by RC

12. Yikes, pretty gnarly!

Posted at 5:33AM on Dec 28th 2006 by Carter