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Hey Britney, Wake Up! You're Rich! And a Mom!

11/29/2006 6:43 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

We started looking at the pictures of Britney at a Malibu gas station, and it got us to thinking...

Why is a woman who is reportedly worth $120 million...

1) ...driving a Porsche Boxster? (It's a $40,000 ride -- Paris drives a $400,000 Mercedes SLR MacLaren, ahem.)

2) ...pumping her own gas? (Aren't there people to do these things for her?)

3) ...going out in public without panties? (Aren't there people to put panties on her?)

What's the weirdest part of all this? Please help us decide!

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91.

kate    

isn't this illegal? I believe its called indecent exposure. Certainly if this was a male exposing himself in public he would be slapped with something...

2794 days ago
92.

Racheal    

The weirdest thing is that you care, or that you expect her to only care about having the sweetest ride. You're retarded, thank god you were hired as a journalist for what is essentially an internet tabloid.

2794 days ago
93.

george vieto    

Britney Spears without panties makes Zuleyka Rivera in a bikini look like Iris Avila in a one piece swimsuit. Hot Stuff Baby This Evening Gotta Have My Hot Stuff Baby Tonight. Holy Donna Summer Britney is becoming a Bad Girl.

2794 days ago
94.

coco puff    

Apparently she cant keep her underwear on or her legs closed. I feel bad for the children. Why did she even breed? I wish she stayed in hicksville Louisiana and married her cousin.

2794 days ago
95.

MELISSA    

OMG Britney!
What are you thinking girl??
You are a mother of 2 infants and suppose to be their
role model as their parent.
Be careful or their father will drag you through the mud
with those boys.
Your poor sons when they finally see these pictures
of your private areas.
What were you thinking?
Where is your mother?

2794 days ago
96.

david    

Having seen the Britney Spears pics - as they were sent "unaltered" - bare- from a well known worldwide photographer, all that can be said is: "it's a new low" for the blond babe. A shot below the belt : ) For most Family Court Judges sitting on the bench for that custody trial, one would think, this show of it all would go against her - female or not. This time the woman would not win just because she is a woman or a celeb with money. What will her kids think of her when they grow up and see this - as it was seen in public ??? One of the tests of being a good parent, in a concerned situation or civil society, would be "Moral Fortitude" - and Britney seems to have little and does not seem to care. Simple. If you are in public and you rank being a celebrity, public figure, or news worthy person - if you show it ... the public has the right to see it. It really does show what you're made of. In many ways --

2793 days ago
97.

yoanna    

OH MY GOODNESS. IT'S LIKE SHE'S GETTING READY FOR HER YEARLY PAP SMEAR. THAT LOOKS DELIBERATE.

2793 days ago
98.

Lisa D    

Must be crotch crickets all over California,,snail trails in the limo's and taxi's all over town YUK.

2793 days ago
99.

Tommie    

WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHY IS BRITNEY JUST SITTING THERE EXPOSING HER VA-JA-JA WHILE SOMEONE IS TAKING THE PICTURES. I'M SURE SHE KNOWS THAT HER PICTURE IS BEING TAKEN. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? SHE MUST REALLY BE SLEAZY. AND PEOPLE KEEP TALKING ABOUT HOW BAD K-FED IS, BUT AT LEAST HE'S NOT WALKING AROUND TAKING PICTURES WITH HIS DING DONG HANGING OUT. SHE IS NO BETTER THAN HE IS, SHE JUST HAS MORE MONEY. THAT IS REALLY STUPID AND CHILDISH WHAT SHE IS DOING AND IF K-FED IS SMART ENOUGH, HE WILL TAKE THOSE PICTURES OF BRITNEY WITH HER VA-JA-JA EXPOSED AND GIVE THEM TO HIS DIVORCE ATTORNEY.

2793 days ago
100.

Hello Kitty    

I knew that Paris Hilton was going drag her down !

Now that she is flashing her privates.. I wonder if there is really a sex tape and this is just a way to make it seem like nothing.. because the public has now seen her everything.

She should be able to have a good time, and if she stays out late she has the money to afford a nanny.

But don't give up on the working out and studio time for her the new CD ! ! !! ! ! ! ! !!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Rosie wants Britney to stay with her family.

2793 days ago
101.

Len Bourret - Poet and Writer    

If she is driving a Boxster, and pumping her own gas, perhaps she is selling her panties online and conserving her wealth--in order to raise money for, and personally support, the Britney Spears Foundation.

Maybe, Paris Hilton or Mel Gibson may be able to help Britney out. Poor child, Britney now has to compete with Federline's exotic dancer. She is probably obsessed with showing her crotch, and being a part of the "bimbo squad."
Mel Gibson can get drunk again, along with the "bimbo squad," and hurl more
hateful remarks about people.

2793 days ago
102.

LMFAO    

OM*G, this has got to be the only post about Britney that I have seen, which does not YET, have a groundless arguement about us," HATING TO FEED OUR OWN INSECURITIES", from little dumb girl by the name of ANGIE!!

2793 days ago
103.

Gloria    

I just started surfing the internet, would some one please tell me what does lol mean.

2793 days ago
104.

S. Broussard    

(Hold your ears, I'm going to shout cause I think I've figured it out).
I HAVE THE BRITNEY'S NO PANTIES CAMPAIGN FIGURED OUT.
THERE IS A PERSONAL PORN HONEYMOON TAPE of Brit and Fed-Ex.
BRIT KNOWS K-FED WILL SELL IT OR USE IT TO HURT HER, IF POSSIBLE.
SHE DECIDED TO DISPLAY THE GOODS FOR FREE TO
DULL THE IMPACT OF THE TAPES' RELEASE AND/OR TO LESSEN THE MONETARY VALUE OF THE TAPES.
If this is true, and this is all merely my opinion, it's a genius move.
The world will be much less shocked, interested and willing to pay the big bucks to see what she has already showing around gratis on a regular basis.
Sounds to me like the ONLY reason a girl in Britney's position, with so much to lose by "fanny flashing" behavior would do the same dumb thing over and over and over.
Make sense?

2793 days ago
105.

Kathleen King    

I am very troubled by Britney's behavoir. She is out of control and is hurting very badly. I believe she may be suffering from post partum depression and feels deeply hurt by her cheating husband who has literally wiped this woman out emotionally. With all of his partying and hanging out with his boy's and drinking and partying, has left Britney feeling alone and very unimportantI. He has truly made this woman feel like she is nothing and I believe that is why she is reaching out to Paris and other stars who are in the lime light and in the tabloids eveyday. I am praying that her mother or someone that she truly trust will open her eyes and she will go for some help. Britney the world loves you and I hope you will go home to your babies and start taking care of the things that are truly important. Your children! What you do today to them will effect you for the rest of your life. Your life and reputation are truly on the line right now. I am praying for you darling and hoping that you hear what the public is saying about you. You still have the chance to change this around. If you don't ,Kevin just may wind up with your children.

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