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Madge Threatens Black Eye Over Baby Crack

12/15/2006 2:11 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

MadonnaLesson: Don't make jokes about adopting African babies around Madonna, or she might punch you in the face.

The Material Mama got a little hot under her Madgestic collar recently at the British Comedy Awards. As Page Six reports, Brit TV personality Jonathan Ross provoked her by saying, "Congratulations on your little lovely black baby, David. Are you stopping there, or getting more? When I went to Africa, all I got was a wallet."

Her Madgesty was not amused. "You might go home with a black eye!" she scowled, and then ditched the party after the show.


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anon    

madonna deserves more than a black eye for being a FAKE

2815 days ago
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Whatever    

Madonna has a black eye between her legs. Paris Hilton's p***y boyfriend is going to introduce her as the low life media hog she is. His mom must be so proud!

2815 days ago
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anon    

#2 madonna has had more than a black eye between HER legs

2815 days ago
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Whatever    

Madonna is such a loser. All the stuff she does is just for publicity for herself.

2815 days ago
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stiffsmith    

I think Madonna handled it well, she was smiling the whole time she said it and quite frankly i thought it was a really crappy thing to say, I mean referring to the baby as a "little black baby" like it was some kind of joke. I was way more annoyed about Jonathan Ross to be honest!!

2815 days ago
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Whatever    

The Material Mama is a huge faker! I agree with 1#. That fake British accent she tries to pull off, pathetic.

2815 days ago
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amy    

I don't understand why people are so into Madonna yet t Britney gets somewhat of a bad reputation. Madonna and Britney are like the same to me. The difference is that Madonna is older and doesn't act sluty like Britney, but she use to when she was younger. Who is to say that Britney won't grow up and mature up like Madonna.

They both are not the best singers and they are great dancers. They both have there looks. So, what is the difference??

2815 days ago
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in the know    

Britney is considered a terrible mother but Madonna hangs from a cross on stage in her tour while she is also signing papers to adopt a child. She has a son and now two who will be able to access all the disgusting photos, videos etc of her in every imaginable position, with and without clothes, in sexual poses with men and women. If Britney stayed out from now until doomsday, nothingshe could do would compare to the visual legacy Madonna is leaving her children.

2815 days ago
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anon    

where's her chinchilla coat? the vegan that she claims to be
WHAT AN ARSEHOLE

2815 days ago
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Suzanne Moore    

Madonna is AMAZING!!! AND Stop DOING NEGATIVE COMMENTS ABOUT HER. SHE IS THE GREATEST ARTIST OF OUR TIME. you guys are so envy. everybody that writes trash about her should be killed. she is so talented. shes an icon like beatles ans elvis. Madonna is the third best selling artist of all time. number one=bEATLES.number two=elvis and number three HER MADGESTY.She sells over 300 millions copies in 23 years. she has 36 top 10 hits in US, 50 top 10 hits in UK. She is the highest paid singer in the world. CONFESSIONS ON A DANCEFLOR was number one in 42 countries.A record. the numbers shows who is MADONNA a legend,an icon.she is a true world mega star with sold out concerts all over the world.she belongs to music dream team. go to guiness and you all see who is the queen of pop.

2815 days ago
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amy    

Yea. But when it comes to entertainment, they seem the same.

2815 days ago
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amy    

#10. What if?? She just doesn't seem real and I think that is why some people don't like her. She is great on being contraversal though which is great.

2815 days ago
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JEB    

Jonathan Ross is an a**hole.

2815 days ago
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moretocome    

Jonathan Ross = @sshole. The fact that you all jump on the bandwagon after this guy attacks a small child’s mother shows how much class you have. ZERO.

2815 days ago
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Kate    

I've never defended Madonna but this guy was pretty out of line. "Little black baby"? What is that?

2815 days ago
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