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Holy Crap!

12/29/2006 3:34 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton seems to be everywhere. With today's eBay auction, she can be very near to you too. On your toilet paper.

Paris Hilton Toilet Paper
A curiously industrious seller has taken an image of the party girl and put it somewhere Paris Hilton's empire has overlooked in its quest for world domination. Now you can put it somewhere the sun don't shine.

See the savvy-in-business socialite while doing your business. That's hot.

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JULIE    

THAT'S HOT? THAT'S GROSS.

2766 days ago
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anastasia beaverhausen    

sh*t and paris a perfect match

2766 days ago
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FRANNIE    

I would like nothing more than to wipe my ass with her face - -YEAH RIGHT--give me a break

2766 days ago
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moonie    

Can you believe someone actually bought it, They used the buy it now for $4 ($9 with s/h) thats just twisted.

2766 days ago
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blah blah blah    

OMF***ingG
you have got to be kidding! We already knew she was an ass wipe but give me a break will you

2766 days ago
6.

Pepsi Lover    

I'm glad that someone finally found a decent place to put Paris' picture. It suits her well.

2766 days ago
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Lenn K    

I guess the only way to get this bitch out of our lives is to flush her.

2766 days ago
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800 Pound Gorilla    

Dear Paris,

I don't think that is very nice. There are a lot of weirdos in this world.
This is very weirdo.
James L. Crum

2766 days ago
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JOE    

THAT IS GREAT

2766 days ago
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TMZ SUCKS!!    

Is he going to make more?

2766 days ago
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Sand In My Crack    

I am sure it's not over yet..next someone will market a toilet paper holder that plays her CD as you unfurl the paper.......

2766 days ago
12.

NYC    

I LOVE IT!! I want one!!!!!!!! :)

2766 days ago
13.

Supporter    

I want so of that so I can wipe my ass with her f***ing ugly ass face. I bet they sell out quick. Where the rest of the hollywood trashy gals toilet paper???

2766 days ago
14.

Whatever    

Well that is all she's good for. To wipe your ass with.

2766 days ago
15.

Jennifer    

Brings new meaning to getting 'sh*t faced'!

2766 days ago
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