Holy Crap!

12/29/2006 3:34 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Hotel heiress Paris Hilton seems to be everywhere. With today's eBay auction, she can be very near to you too. On your toilet paper.

Paris Hilton Toilet Paper
A curiously industrious seller has taken an image of the party girl and put it somewhere Paris Hilton's empire has overlooked in its quest for world domination. Now you can put it somewhere the sun don't shine.

See the savvy-in-business socialite while doing your business. That's hot.