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12/29/2006 3:34 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Holy Crap!

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton seems to be everywhere. With today's eBay auction, she can be very near to you too. On your toilet paper.

Paris Hilton Toilet Paper
A curiously industrious seller has taken an image of the party girl and put it somewhere Paris Hilton's empire has overlooked in its quest for world domination. Now you can put it somewhere the sun don't shine.

See the savvy-in-business socialite while doing your business. That's hot.

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JULIE:  1872 days ago

THAT'S HOT? THAT'S GROSS.

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anastasia beaverhausen:  1872 days ago

sh*t and paris a perfect match

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FRANNIE:  1872 days ago

I would like nothing more than to wipe my ass with her face - -YEAH RIGHT--give me a break

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moonie:  1872 days ago

Can you believe someone actually bought it, They used the buy it now for $4 ($9 with s/h) thats just twisted.

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blah blah blah:  1872 days ago

OMF***ingG
you have got to be kidding! We already knew she was an ass wipe but give me a break will you

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Pepsi Lover:  1872 days ago

I'm glad that someone finally found a decent place to put Paris' picture. It suits her well.

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Lenn K:  1872 days ago

I guess the only way to get this bitch out of our lives is to flush her.

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800 Pound Gorilla:  1872 days ago

Dear Paris,

I don't think that is very nice. There are a lot of weirdos in this world.
This is very weirdo.
James L. Crum

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JOE:  1872 days ago

THAT IS GREAT

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TMZ SUCKS!!:  1872 days ago

Is he going to make more?

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Sand In My Crack:  1872 days ago

I am sure it's not over yet..next someone will market a toilet paper holder that plays her CD as you unfurl the paper.......

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NYC:  1872 days ago

I LOVE IT!! I want one!!!!!!!! :)

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Supporter:  1872 days ago

I want so of that so I can wipe my ass with her f***ing ugly ass face. I bet they sell out quick. Where the rest of the hollywood trashy gals toilet paper???

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Whatever:  1872 days ago

Well that is all she's good for. To wipe your ass with.

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Jennifer:  1872 days ago

Brings new meaning to getting 'sh*t faced'!

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