Hotel heiress Paris Hilton seems to be everywhere. With today's eBay auction, she can be very near to you too. On your toilet paper.
A curiously industrious seller has taken an image of the party girl and put it somewhere Paris Hilton's empire has overlooked in its quest for world domination. Now you can put it somewhere the sun don't shine.
See the savvy-in-business socialite while doing your business. That's hot.
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(Page 1 of 2) | 1 | 2 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsI would like nothing more than to wipe my ass with her face - -YEAH RIGHT--give me a break
Can you believe someone actually bought it, They used the buy it now for $4 ($9 with s/h) thats just twisted.
OMF***ingG
you have got to be kidding! We already knew she was an ass wipe but give me a break will you
I'm glad that someone finally found a decent place to put Paris' picture. It suits her well.
I guess the only way to get this bitch out of our lives is to flush her.
Dear Paris,
I don't think that is very nice. There are a lot of weirdos in this world.
This is very weirdo.
James L. Crum
I am sure it's not over yet..next someone will market a toilet paper holder that plays her CD as you unfurl the paper.......
I want so of that so I can wipe my ass with her f***ing ugly ass face. I bet they sell out quick. Where the rest of the hollywood trashy gals toilet paper???

















