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Hotel heiress Paris Hilton seems to be everywhere. With today's eBay auction, she can be very near to you too. On your toilet paper.

Paris Hilton Toilet Paper
A curiously industrious seller has taken an image of the party girl and put it somewhere Paris Hilton's empire has overlooked in its quest for world domination. Now you can put it somewhere the sun don't shine.

See the savvy-in-business socialite while doing your business. That's hot.

Tags: auction, bathroom, ebay, face, paris hilton, ParisHilton, toilet, toilet paper, ToiletPaper, toiletries, toulet

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1. THAT'S HOT? THAT'S GROSS.

Posted at 2:23PM on Dec 29th 2006 by JULIE

2. sh*t and paris a perfect match

Posted at 2:52PM on Dec 29th 2006 by anastasia beaverhausen

3. I would like nothing more than to wipe my ass with her face - -YEAH RIGHT--give me a break

Posted at 2:32PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Frannie

4. Can you believe someone actually bought it, They used the buy it now for $4 ($9 with s/h) thats just twisted.

Posted at 2:36PM on Dec 29th 2006 by moonie

5. OMF***ingG
you have got to be kidding! We already knew she was an ass wipe but give me a break will you

Posted at 2:39PM on Dec 29th 2006 by crap on crap off

6. I'm glad that someone finally found a decent place to put Paris' picture. It suits her well.

Posted at 2:43PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Pepsi Luver

7. I guess the only way to get this bitch out of our lives is to flush her.

Posted at 2:50PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Lenn K

8. Dear Paris,

I don't think that is very nice. There are a lot of weirdos in this world.
This is very weirdo.
James L. Crum

Posted at 2:57PM on Dec 29th 2006 by James L. Crum

9. THAT IS GREAT

Posted at 3:03PM on Dec 29th 2006 by JOE

10. Is he going to make more?

Posted at 3:42PM on Dec 29th 2006 by MISS PENNY LANE

11. I am sure it's not over yet..next someone will market a toilet paper holder that plays her CD as you unfurl the paper.......

Posted at 4:25PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Party on Garth

12. I LOVE IT!! I want one!!!!!!!! :)

Posted at 9:07PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Little Wings NYC

13. I want so of that so I can wipe my ass with her f***ing ugly ass face. I bet they sell out quick. Where the rest of the hollywood trashy gals toilet paper???

Posted at 5:02PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Die Paris Die

14. Well that is all she's good for. To wipe your ass with.

Posted at 6:55PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Whatever

15. Brings new meaning to getting 'sh*t faced'!

Posted at 10:33PM on Dec 29th 2006 by J.C.

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