Hotel heiress Paris Hilton seems to be everywhere. With today's eBay auction, she can be very near to you too. On your toilet paper.
A curiously industrious seller has taken an image of the party girl and put it somewhere Paris Hilton's empire has overlooked in its quest for world domination. Now you can put it somewhere the sun don't shine.
See the savvy-in-business socialite while doing your business. That's hot.
16. How APPROPRIATE!!! That is the only kind of paper that she needs to be on!
Posted at 7:44PM on Dec 30th 2006 by janet
17. I would never pay for this, but I would love to wipe my butt with Paris Hilton. Now THAT'S hot!
Posted at 11:20PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Lauren
18. I wouldn't do that to my butt.
Posted at 7:55AM on Dec 30th 2006 by Regardless
19. I THINK THATS TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS!!! Paris is a human being...just like any1 else...so why use her pic...which by the way is phenominal...to wipe your butt?
thats immoral and the person who made that product should be sued. im sure paris wouldnt say all the mean comments regarding this scandal about you. so lets all grow up , have a little respect (if thats even possible) and give paris a handclap for getting through all she has at her young age.
PARIS YOUR FAB DONT LET THIS PERSONS FAILED ATTEMPT AT HUMOR RUIN YOUR DAY!!! ~kyla
Posted at 5:24PM on Dec 30th 2006 by kyla
20. Paris Hilton Toilet Paper...truth in advertising. Where can I score some? The perfect gift for my 2 ex-wives. Idiotic as Paris is, she's be more fun in the sack than the 2 that I chose. And they say the same about me. Sort of.
Posted at 10:46AM on Dec 31st 2006 by paulie
21. KYLA
BLOW ME YOU PATRIOTIC BITCH
YOU SOUND LIKE AN ASSWIPE YOURSELF
Posted at 8:57AM on Jan 2nd 2007 by SH*T FOR BRAINS
22. That's awesome. Wish I'd thought of it...haha.
Posted at 4:46PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Tina
23. KYLA..GO F*** YOURSELF! IF YOU THINK PARIS HILTON IS SO DAMN GREAT! WHAT ALL DID SHE HAVE TO GO THROUGH? HER RICH B**CH PARENTS CATER TO HER EVERY WHIM! ALL SHE DOES IS PARTY , GET LAID AND GET HIGH! YOU MUST BE AS BIG AN A**HOLE AS SHE IS. GET YOUR FACE ON THAT TOILET PAPER TOO! I'VE GOT A HUMUNGUS FAT S**TTY ASS ALL READY FOR YOU! WHAT A STUPID DICKHEAD YOU ARE!
Posted at 7:08PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by I hate Paris in the Springtime..or ANY OTHER TIME!
24. It's selling again!!
Posted at 5:59PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Alice
25. I think this is a great way for the public to show where we would rather see her face.
Posted at 7:12PM on Jan 6th 2007 by Mike
26.
WARNING!
Anything positive you see here about Paris Hilton was written by Paris Hilton. She is completely self-absorbed and thinks the rest of us are pathetic little poor people with nothing better to do than bitch about her, the truth is we bitch about her because we can’t stand her and her slutty bigoted behavior. She thinks that she is soooo much better than the rest of us and that she is above the law, she is such a pathetic little wannabee princess who thinks the world should worship her and grovel at her feet. Parisite is the worst kind of celebrity because she has done NOTHING worthy of credibility nor does she have any talent, except for flashing her herpes ridden crotch at the paparazzi. Parisite is the worst role model in the world for young girls because all she encourages them to do with her behavior is to look and act like sluts.
Also, that person saying that all of the hate blogs were posted by one person is also Parisite, there is no way that one person could possibly write all of these blogs because of the times they were written, they would have to sit at their computer day and night and no one could do that, and anyway why would anyone waste their time writing about that skank anyway, it’s ludacrice. Parisite WILL NOT last for ever, soon she will be too old and ugly from all that partying and binge drinking, not to mention the coke sniffing, and no one will want to have a bar of her, hell even the animals hate her, that’s why her fucking pets keep running away from her. The only reason people are still taking her picture is because there are still dumb assess out there who will Falk over money for that skanks picture (losers) if it wasn’t for them no one would bother.
Parasite needs to come back down to earth and take the cotton wool out of her ears and then maybe she will realize how stupid she is. Everyone is waking up to what a moron you are parasite you skank, why do you think that there are so many people on here posting this stuff about you. If everyone boycotts parasite by not purchasing anything with her name on it, or any product she endorses, and by NOT watching crap shows she appears in like the simple life, or by NOT having anything to do with anything else associated with her, WHY THE HELL SHOULD WE SPEND OUR HARD EARNED CASH LINING THAT WORTHLES TRAMPS ALREADY BULGING POCKETS.
“BOYCOTT PARIS HILTON!”
Posted at 6:02AM on Mar 8th 2007 by Paris Hilton Sux!
27. Only in America
someone can become so famous for being a slut
ONLY IN AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! f*** up country too many losers with nothing better to do
Posted at 2:55PM on Mar 8th 2007 by Dominique Boynton Beach, FL
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