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Osbourne Gets Jack'd Around

Hollywood valets had it rough last night.

After a broke Jessica Simpson stiffed a parking attendant, reality star Jack Osbourne accused car parkers of ripping him off! Jack let us in on one of his New Year's resolutions: He's not going to talk to us anymore! He laughed that off. Then he thought the valets were trying to charge him double. Jack, sounds like instant karma to us.

Rocker P!nk and hubby Carey Hart got a holiday present from Sandra Bullock and Jesse James, who ran interference on the paparazzi so they could quietly sneak out of Mr. Chow in Hollywood.

A modest John Cho of "Harold and Kumar" also hit the town last night along with Andy Dick and Alfonso Ribiero, "90210" hottie Ian Ziering. And last, but certainly not least, the legendary Kirk Douglas, 90, at Mr Chow.

See it all and more in today's Star Catcher.

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1. Holy Crap!
Kirk Douglas is 90!!
I wonder if he gets to watch sonny boy bang that HOT piece of ass CZJ?
He's 90 and I'm dead!!!
Go figure.

Posted at 5:01PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Peter Boyle

2. Jack Osbourne is ugly and weird. Looks like he's a chubby buttwipe again.

Posted at 6:59PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Whatever

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4. Who is Alfonso Ribiero anyway?

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