Ever since the Secret Santa debacle, the office has been, well ... tense. What's a cubicle dweller to do?
If we've learned anything from our government, it's that pre-emptive strikes make your enemies respect your authority. Enter the USB Rocket Launcher to help you launch the first strike.
Plug the Rocket Launcher into your Windows computer USB port, install the included software and you can control the launcher's 360 degrees of horizontal movement and 45 degrees vertical movement from your computer. The launcher can fire its missiles over six meters ... perfect for those hard-to-reach officemates.
Remember, it's all fun until someone loses an eye.