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Defend Your Cubicle

1/2/2007 8:11 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

USB Rocket LauncherEver since the Secret Santa debacle, the office has been, well ... tense. What's a cubicle dweller to do?

If we've learned anything from our government, it's that pre-emptive strikes make your enemies respect your authority. Enter the USB Rocket Launcher to help you launch the first strike.

Plug the Rocket Launcher into your Windows computer USB port, install the included software and you can control the launcher's 360 degrees of horizontal movement and 45 degrees vertical movement from your computer. The launcher can fire its missiles over six meters ... perfect for those hard-to-reach officemates.

Remember, it's all fun until someone loses an eye.

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Jo Blo    

This sh*t is what my tax dollars pay for? So people can f*** around? No wonder I never get my bagels on time.

2821 days ago
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Maleko    

That's hot.

2821 days ago
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Mad Balls    

I'm sure Paris Hilton has figured out a way to make this into an anal sex toy . Hopefully she'll use it on the idiot who wrote this blog . Dickhead .

2821 days ago
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george vieto    

Use this gadget as a prop for Three Stooges gags.

2821 days ago
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John Galt for President 2012    

lol, you are a total doofus. This article has nothing to do with the government and "tax dollars" its about a PRIVATE company "ThinkGeek.com" selling a goofy gadget to anyone who wants to fork over $50 to buy the silly thing.

Try a reading for comprehension class.

2820 days ago
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V    

lol People see government and toys and automatically think THEY ARE WASTING OUR MONEY!!!!!!! Hello people since when is the government ThinkGeek.com!!!! Come on

2820 days ago

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