Paris Stuffs It in Her Trunk

1. Wow, Paris has JD in her trunk. Big f*cking deal, TMZ. It could have been a present from Christmas or something. You guys are so retarded sometimes...

Posted at 1:46PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Get Real

2. I am here to say that my client Jack Daniels is not Mz. Parasite's new boyfriend, and he is not currently out partying with the wanna-be star. Mr. Daniels is a well-respected drink and has been on the party list of many common people among other stars, but is denying the rumors that he and Mz. Parasite are a couple. Mr. Daniels is very happy being a single malt liquor and has no plans on being a one woman drink.

Posted at 1:47PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Jack Daniels' publicist

3. My one concern is not the alcohol is Paris's backseat, but rather the fact that she is still driving after receiving a DUI. What happened to having your license revoked? And if she is indeed driving on a suspended license, why isn't she being arrested and charged accordingly?

Posted at 2:02PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Elle

4. I find the Malibu Barbie Corvette much more telling than the J.D.

Posted at 2:02PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Brandon

5. The only way this could be less relevant would be if that was Jeff Daniels in the trunk.

Posted at 1:57PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Prince

6. #2 that was HILARIOUS!

Posted at 1:57PM on Jan 4th 2007 by yikes

7. She probably pours it into her radiator...

Posted at 1:56PM on Jan 4th 2007 by pete

8. How many shots would it take for her to reach the legal limit.

Posted at 2:00PM on Jan 4th 2007 by trev

9. LOL number #2. Paris is a sloppy drunk.

Posted at 2:03PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Lolita

10. What is not noted is the other things in Mz. Paris's trunk . It looks like a GPS locator in the box with a note -- " Sorry Nichole for giving you this so late " --- the plastic bag is filled with Vicodin and a note -- " Nichole , Here is your monthly supply "-- and over next to the Jim Beam is a bag filled with maps of LA and the note -- " Sorry about not finding your GPS locator for your car but , Nichole , I'm sure you can find your way to Joels' with these maps . " Boy ...some friend !

Posted at 2:23PM on Jan 4th 2007 by kevinbgood621

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Posted at 3:02PM on Jan 5th 2007 by Craig

12. How do we even know that this is Paris's liquor? Maybe a friend drinks it.

People are always making assumptions about her with nothing concrete to back it up.
Unless I see a statement from Paris herself or her publicist ,I just don't believe anything anymore people write about her.

Successful women are often the target of character assassinations because people in our country bitterly resent it when a woman is ambitious and beautiful and successful.

Posted at 2:40PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Doh

13. Didn't this idiot tell the press she never drinks and only had one cocktail the night she was pulled over for a d.u.i? I don't know what is more pathetic the whiskey or the toy.

Posted at 2:30PM on Jan 4th 2007 by James L. Crumb

14. You guys are really getting pathetic. As much as I cant stand Paris Hilton - I am actually beginning to feel a bit of sympathy that an adult cannot transport legal goods in their automibile - without it becoming the major news of the day. .

Posted at 3:05PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Digger

15. Damn, I couldn't find that Barbie car anywhere for my daughter! Give it up Paris

Posted at 3:05PM on Jan 4th 2007 by dawnn