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Tom Cruise Makes His Move on Posh

Victoria BeckhamNow that Scientology's biggest cheerleader has lured David Beckham to L.A., Tom Cruise is setting his sights on Becks' wife, Victoria.

The New York Daily News reports that with a little coaxing from TomKat, the Beckhams might become Scientology's next celebrity converts. Apparently, Posh has eagerly accepted church literature from Tom and Katie, and she'll be playing an alien in "The Thetan," a movie backed by Cruise that's based on his religious beliefs.

Apparently, Victoria's new BFFs have made it their mission to help the former Spice Girl become a household name in the States. Katie is trying to line up meetings with Hollywood movers and shakers like Steven Spielberg. TomKat is undoubtedly feeding status-hungry Posh lines about how joining Scientology will help boost her profile.


John Waters to Brit: You're the Idiot, Not K-Fed


Britney SpearsWhile Britney's out making enemies, it looks like Kevin Federline has gained an ally – albeit a weird one. According to Page Six, schlock director John Waters came to K-Fed's defense by saying: "You don't see him out there getting out of limousines and flashing his shaved crotch. What did he do that was so wrong? [Britney] is the idiot. She's the one who gave him the Ferrari."

Could this be the start of a budding friendship? Waters is known for using has-beens and wannabes in his films. And Kevin definitely fits the bill. He will make fun of himself in a Super Bowl commercial for an as-yet-undisclosed company. A source says that in the ad, K-fed pokes fun of his "loser reputation" in an attempt to "change the public's terrible image of him."


Donlad TrumpLet It Go, Donald


Donald Trump just doesn't know when to give up. The publicity monger unexpectedly dropped in on Opie and Anthony's XM Satellite Radio show, claiming he wanted to end his feud with Rosie O'Donnell. Then he proceeded to launch into a tirade about "The View" host, and told a story about how she came to one of his weddings and "ate plenty." When will it end?


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James Brown's home will be turned into a Graceland-like museum with an on-site mausoleum for his body, says Brown's attorney. The plans are being discussed by some of Brown's kids, friends and trustees, and the bunch hopes to consult Elvis Presley's estate to get some tips on how to do it ... R&B singer Toni Braxton is suing her manager, saying he duped he out of more than $10 million by forcing her to leave Arista Records for Blackground Records in 2003 ... After five season of metrosexual mayhem, Bravo is pulling the plug on "Queer Eye." This summer's 10-episode season will be its last.

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1. It should never end till Rosieho says she is sorry on national tv for forcing herself on the american public and she will quit the view and go in hibernation like a bear for the rest of her life

Posted at 11:05AM on Jan 13th 2007 by d - man

2. I hope the 'Beck's' realize the only high profiles they'll be getting will be sneers and joke headlines. The Cruises just don't get it! Everyone thinks they are irritating morons!! Go away! Take the big plastic busty one with you!! You're sickening us!

Posted at 11:10AM on Jan 13th 2007 by jen

3. I love it! Posh as a Thetan!
Maybe they can make her Queen Jugs -- and that's the Queen Thetan gets impregnated, those things are thetan uteruses... waiting to give birth from her boobs.

Posted at 11:10AM on Jan 13th 2007 by BB

4. If Victoria is smart she will tell Cruise to f***-off. He gets a commission on everyone he brings in to the CULT. Also they just opened a Scientology Church as they call it in Berlin. From what I've heard the Germans aren't to happy about it. THe only good thing about the Beckhams moving to LA is Tom is close to his boyfriend David now.

Posted at 11:15AM on Jan 13th 2007 by tattoo

5. Y'all, what the hell does "BFF" mean?

Posted at 11:13AM on Jan 13th 2007 by Snowball

6. This is one of the dumbest, made-up articles I've ever read.

Posted at 11:20AM on Jan 13th 2007 by Bill

7. Yep, looks like Tom has a new boyfriend and is in love. And Katie has a new best friend to play with.
.... I can see the photos now -- the publicists working overtime....

Posted at 11:27AM on Jan 13th 2007 by mimi

8. So typical of Posh Spice she'll do ANYTHING to be noticed,she's just an addict for attention.she's so afraid we'll notice just how useless an artist she really is.Hence she failed music career, while other spice girls had more sucess.Her husband Beckham is the only real talent she's got.Even though he cheats on her and she knows it ,she'll never let him go.

Posted at 11:36AM on Jan 13th 2007 by smg

9. BFF means Best Friend Forever......

Posted at 11:46AM on Jan 13th 2007 by Karen

10. You people are nuts.

Posted at 2:58PM on Jan 13th 2007 by Whyamiwastingmytime

11. I am really hoping this backfires on Cruise. That "Thetan" movie can't possibly be very good--does anyone remember 'Battlefield Earth?" The more failure that Cruise has, the more people will want to distance themselves from him.

And what I don't understand is, how can Katie Holmes be setting up any meetings with anyone in power in Hollywood? She has never been a major player. If she's friendly with Steven Spielberg, it's only because Tom worked with him on "Minority Report" and "War of the Worlds."

Posted at 11:51AM on Jan 13th 2007 by Hippo

12. TMZ- Please don't shove the Beckham duo down our throats. It is already overkill on your once enjoyable site. I too believe that Tom has his new playmate and a built in sitter for Katie. The Beckhams have been around for awhile and we in the USA never obsessed with them the way Brits do. Spare us the publicity machine spin. We just aren't interested.

Posted at 11:56AM on Jan 13th 2007 by elizabeth c

13. BFF, should really mean: BEST FREAKY FRIEND.

This one's for Twitney:
DOUBLE CHIN, CHIN,
AND I DON'T CARE,
DOUBLE CHIN, CHIN
I SHAVED DOWN THERE,
DOUBLE CHIN, CHIN,
I SPREAD MY WARES
AND K-FED'S GONE AWAY.

Posted at 12:00PM on Jan 13th 2007 by dee truth

14. "From what I've heard the Germans aren't to happy about it." Haha, trust me, if the Germans aren't happy about a religion, we'd know about it!

I thought BFF stood for 'best female friend' -- which one is correct?

Posted at 11:56AM on Jan 13th 2007 by skinny b*tch

15. FRANK ZAPPA WAS SO F-NG CORRECT IN RENAMING (OR PROPERLY CLASSIFYING) TOMFREAKS "RELIGION" AS:

THE L. RON HOOVER CHURCH OF APPLIANTOLOGY

FOR SOME REASON OR ANOTHER, WE CONTINUE TO RECEIVE CORRESPONDENCE FROM THE FREAK-SHOW PUPPET MASTERS (READ: SCIENTOLOGISTS) AT OUR RESIDENCE, EVEN THOUGH WE MARK THE ENVELOPES: "RETURN TO OFFENDER". THEY ARE LIKE F-NG ROACHES...IMPOSSIBLE TO GET RID OFF. BUT IF THEY EVER THINK TO VISIT, WELL, I'LL TAKE A SHOT AT THEM , AND IT SURE AS HELL WILL NOT BE WITH A PICTURE CAMERA!

Posted at 11:59AM on Jan 13th 2007 by dee truth

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