Mary-Kate & Ashley -- The Undercover Twins

1. If these two little freaks don't want their pics taken (and they never do!), then the photogs ought to leave them alone. They are talentless, fashion-challenged, gargoyle-like grown ups whose careers panned out long ago. Photogs only take their pics because they're rich, and since they always shun the attention, leave them alone. Let them fade away into oblivion where they belong.

Posted at 5:39PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by StaC

2. hey how you guys doing ? My dad likes the olsen twins . he says if he got to date both of them at once they could br put together to make ONE heck of a woman . his words not mine . anyway , my dad says they look better after being skinnier than death on a stick . Do they get naked ? I don't see any TATA's like Jessica simpson has . that sucks . I think my dad says they have fish mouthe that he has the perfect hook for . I think that means something nasty but I am to yung to figure it out . My dad is goofy . anyway , heres My "NASTY BOIL jr" for just you guys . As that dude/ dudet says ay TMZ . enjoy !

The olsen twins look like skinny puppies . My dad says they are hot . BADASS . They don't have TATA "S like POSH SPICE ! WOW OW WO W ! I would like to see posh spice naked ! SHWE HA S TATA "S galore ! BADASS . HER naked is great ! WOWOO)W WOWOWOOWOWOOWOOW yeah .

Really , really bad but I'm no NASTY BOIL like my dad . i'm just a kid with a big head , scruffy hair and big brown moist eyes , almost crying eyes . My dad says only 4.69.99 more million and he can get that brain transplant . Maybe when he does get it he won't like the Olsen twins anymore . His brain is not working right , now , anyway . I gotta go . I love you guys . So be good ! See ya '

Posted at 1:30PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by NASTY BOIL jr.

3. YOU KNOW SOMETHING, these twins look more ridiculous by hiding from the cameras. Why are they hiding??? SMILE, wave and MOVE on twins. By hiding and wearing your HOBO clothes, you are just becoming your own PARODY. The cameras are you going to get you anyway, so show some poise and grace and SMILE. In the old days of classic movie stars, they just smiled and walked away. The twins need to take a lesson from the old movie stars and be graceful and grateful. ANOTHER recommendation, Twins, you have BIG eyes already, mimimize the eye liner. You DON'T need it. You look too scary.

Posted at 1:43PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Racooneyes

4. These two get weirder and weirder every day. Good thing they have each other.

Posted at 3:50PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Marvin

5. they do not have identical faces, they are fraternal twins

Posted at 2:06PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by anastasia

6. Is having damn near a billion bucks that bad????? Why don't these girls ever SMILE? I know some people who would be grinning from ear to ear if they just the money that Mary Kate spent on those ugly ass boots she keeps wearing.

Posted at 2:09PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Adrienne

7. Maybe she just needs a VENTI Mocha latte......maybe that would make her skinny little ass smile......LOL

Posted at 2:18PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Great Dane

8. They look like ugly little monkeys. They should cover themselves up for good.

Posted at 2:27PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Whatever

9. Everytime I see these two I have flash backs of watching E.T. and hearing Drew Barrymore (Gertie) screaming when she saw him for the first time. These two are butt ugly!!!

Posted at 2:31PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by standing on the sidelines

10.

They definitely seem mentally disturbed

That hillbilly, makes your skin crawl, whitetrash thing

Posted at 2:59PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by betsy

11.
put dem girls in line and do em tag team . Yas ! Dis fr*kin thugg would dump his loads in all open spaces ! Dat and a forty and dis dick am ready to blow ! F*ck yeah ! Give it up ho girls !

Posted at 2:59PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Huggs fo Thuggs

12. If they didn't want to be seen in public, why do they show up at NYC Hotspots? The clothes are clearly not concealing their identity which means its probably just a cry for help or some sort of stunt to get attention and its working.

Posted at 3:40PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by IcyKiss

13. Yeah...that might be more effective of a disguise if they weren't midgets who travel in pairs.

Not too many fur-covered trolls hitting the town with a posse of ginormous body gaurds

Posted at 6:40PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by lola

14. Is anyone else grossed out by the amount of fur these two own?

Icky!

Posted at 6:28PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by apple

15. Can somone explain this picture? Am i looking at it wrong cos all I can see is one big eye coming out from a fur hood - it looks like ET??

I am serious, what is that picture of?

Thaanks.....

Posted at 9:39PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by nuts