Ashley Olsen Gets the Runs

Ashley Olsen's New Year's resolution must be to start exercising ... and dressing more like her ragamuffin sister, Mary-Kate.

Wearing the latest hipster aerobic ensemble of industrial strength leggings, vintage grunge-era flannel and 2005 oversized shades, Ash pounded the pavement -- sans venti coffee drink -- in L.A. on Monday.

No word on what her goal weight is.

Mary-Kate Plus 8 ... Pounds of Accessories

Sportin' a Nick Nolte mug shot weave, '70s nana shades, rosaries leftover from Madonna's 1985 Virgin tour, a scarf made out of the throw from "Roseanne's" couch, a handbag created by an arts and crafts class at day camp and her signature ginormous coffee drink, Mary-Kate Olsen emerged mostly upright in NYC on Monday.

If you put on that many heinous accouterments, you'd need 20 ounces of caffeine to lift your feeble bones too.

Mary-Kate: Miami Yikes!

With a tropical Zorro hat, beachy blue velvet Stevie Nicks blazer, spring shade of black useless scarf, raggedy bell bottoms and Summer of Love platform wedges, Mary-Kate Olsen endured a bitter cold 75 degree winter day in Miami Beach on Wednesday.

No word if she went for a swim in a lambswool bikini or thermal one-piece.

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Mary-Kate's Food Curse

There's been speculation Mary-Kate Olsen has had issues with food. If true, today's car accident won't help much. The driver of the car in which M-K was riding backed into an an El Pollo Loco delivery vehicle in West Hollywood.

Poor Mary-Kate wasn't even there to eat ... she was furniture shopping.

Hopefully she won't have a Pavlovian response to food and bad things happening.

Mary-Kate Smells Like Teen Spirit

Sporting a vintage flannel shirt dress thing from Kurt Cobain's Spring 1992 Collection, Mary-Kate Olsen -- like all good L.A. area hipsters -- ventured out in public to catch the musical stylings of Radiohead at the Hollywood Bowl on Monday.

No word if the Karma Police showed up, but the fashion police sure did.

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Olsen Twins Separated After Birth

Usually we could forgive our camera guy for calling Ashley by her sister's name -- like he did last night. But these days we actually can tell them apart.

Mary-Kate has been a part of all that Heath Ledger drama. Plus, she's involved in a $30k dispute with her former landlord. Ashley, on the other hand....nothin'.

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Mary-Kate's Lawyer: She Knows Nothing

After reports surfaced the Feds have repeatedly tried and failed to get Mary-Kate Olsen to spill what she knows about how Heath Ledger got the drug cocktail that eventually killed him, the tiny twin's attorney Michael Miller has issued the following statement:

"Despite tabloid speculation, Mary-Kate Olsen had nothing whatsoever to do with the drugs found in Heath Ledger's home or his body, and she does not know where he obtained them. Regarding the government's investigation, at Ms. Olsen's request, we have provided the government with relevant information including facts in the chronology of events surrounding Mr. Ledger's death and the fact that Ms. Olsen does not know the source of the drugs Mr. Ledger consumed. "

Cops say the masseuse who found Ledger's body last January spent nine minutes making three separate calls to Olsen before calling 911, then called her again after paramedics arrived. After getting the calls, cops say MK sent her bodyguard to go check on the situation .