Joel & Pete: One of These Fools Has Gots to Go!

Good Charlotte's Joel Madden (left) and Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz (right).

These two have more in common than just a flat iron ...

Wannabe punk poser in hipster-lite boy bland
Man-bangs
Guyliner
A talentless media whore baby mama

This town ain't big enuf for the both of 'em!