Perhaps Heather Mills should take whatever she can get in her divorce from Paul McCartney -- then she won't have to shop for secondhand stereo equipment. 
Photogs spotted Mills at the Portobello Market in London, bargaining for electronics. With rumors swirling that Mills might appear on this season of "Dancing With the Stars," maybe she needs the stereo to practice her tap dancing?
1. Give me a break!
Posted at 7:26PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Colleen
2. She's appearing on "Dancing with the Stars"?! You're joking, right?!!!!
Posted at 2:34PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Dottie
3. I really hope NOT to see heather on dancing with the stars. she needs to fade into obscurity
Posted at 8:43AM on Feb 16th 2007 by Jennifer
4. i thought she had 1 leg
Posted at 3:14PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Glen Livet
5. That would we 'hopping with the stars'! LOL!!
Who cares about Mucca. Linda had more class than this cow could ever hope to have in 10 lifetimes.
Posted at 7:17PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Karen
6. I'LL BOYCOTT THE SHOW IF SHE'S ON IT. PAUL WAS STUPID FOR NOT GETTING A PRENUP, BECAUSE HE WAS BLINDED BY HER FAKE LOVE, BUT SHE PLANNED IT ALL ALONG. BET HE DON'T MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN!!
Posted at 5:05PM on Feb 15th 2007 by PAULINE
7. Every now and then you TMZ "metrosexuals" get off a good one. "Dancing with the Stars?"
"You marry a Pop Icon: Instant payday
"You file for divorce and it's revealed there is NO PRE-NUP: One half of a Bazillion Pounds
"You are reduced to trying out for 'Dancing with the Stars, on ONE leg':
Priceless"
Posted at 7:21PM on Feb 15th 2007 by "Oh, I got your Master Card, Sir Paul!"
8. Good point...is she a "hopper" or a "dragger"?
Posted at 7:23PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Walk this way
9. maybe she'll get a leg up on her competition
Posted at 5:44AM on Feb 16th 2007 by J Jonah Jamieson
10. Nice hat.
Posted at 8:45PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Prnzez
11. Photo Caption:
Run of the Mill Heather: "I know I had my sunglasses! I can't find them anywhere! Have you seen them?"
Clerk: "Lady, you're kidding, right?"
Posted at 8:38PM on Feb 15th 2007 by George RH
12. Dancin' wih the Stars? The bitch doesn't have a leg to stand on! I would rather see Anna Nicole Smith's rotted corspe do the Texas two-step than watch this rotten skank PERIOD!
Posted at 8:48PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Micki
13. I presume she'd use the stage name Eileen (I lean)
Posted at 10:11PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Barbara
14. Even if Paul had wanted a pre nup, they're generally not of much value in British courts.
No fool like an old fool, everyone could see this coming but Paul. Stumpy the Golddigger should get zippo, she should be paying him for having to put up with her bitchiness for as long as he did.
Posted at 9:52PM on Feb 15th 2007 by cheri
15. What's she going to do try to give the guy her peg leg for a better deal on a tv. This woman is just horrible.
Posted at 9:46AM on Feb 16th 2007 by Whatever
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