Brody Jenner: The Male Paris Hilton

Having no discernible talent, Brody Jenner is trying to fashion a career from his good looks and his family's wealth. Sound familiar?
Brody Jenner
Brody's first step toward stardom started with enlisting the help of Spencer Pratt, Jenner's "Hills" co-star and so-called "manager-slash-publicist-slash-agent-slash-stylist." Pratt tells Details magazine that it was his idea for Jenner to start dating Nicole Richie. "You're gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat." There's an aspiration!

Brody's bedroom conquests have helped elevate him to C-list status. Besides Richie, he's also dated "Laguna Beach" star Kristin Cavallari and her arch nemesis Lauren "LC" Conrad, who now appears on "The Hills."

In the article, Pratt says that he plans to make a sex tape of himself with "Hills" co-star Heidi Montag to post online, and goes on to call "Entourage" star Kevin Connolly "a joke." Pratt adds that Lindsay Lohan is "obsessed with Brody." Wait a second, who's obsessed with Brody?

Check out the entire article on these scheming buffoons in the March issue of Details.



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1. Spencer Pratt is a frickin joke. he is the biggest douche bag and seriously need dental work to downsize those stupid ass caps (or if they are not caps and actually his teeth, god help us all)

I dont see Brody acting like a douche bag like this tool.Sure you could say editing but you can watch old videos on TMZ and see Spencer is trying to get famous, not Brody. Always in the camara.... he really is the new Greasy Bear.

Maybe when Spencer comes to terms with his homosexual love for Brody he will not be such a frickin assbag.

Heidi needs to dump chompers and kick it with LC

Posted at 4:37PM on Feb 20th 2007 by Spencer Pratt is a tool

2. One word two syllables....

Guh-Rooose!

Posted at 4:41PM on Feb 20th 2007 by me

3. Spencer is so gross, i can't even look at him on tv...i can't believe these girls are so gullible....can't they see the guys are just using them for the show?

Posted at 4:50PM on Feb 20th 2007 by Lourdes

4. Please!!! These two guys are the biggest sleezeballs on the face of the earth!!! This definitely proves that money doesn't buy CLASS!!! Congrats Brody..you have managed to pass Greasy Bear!! What a loser!!!

Posted at 4:53PM on Feb 20th 2007 by me too

5. I couldnt agree more with #1 he is so gross. Talk about a publicity whore. I hope he gets hit by a bus.

Posted at 4:59PM on Feb 20th 2007 by I agree that spencer is a TOOL

6. I was sick and watched the hills. Spencer is fucking retarded...Team Heidi and Team Playmates. He's so cool. LMAO! His dick is probably really small

Posted at 5:01PM on Feb 20th 2007 by lol

7. SPENCER PRATT LOOKS ALOT LIKE THE FLYING MONKEYS FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ!!!!

Posted at 5:10PM on Feb 20th 2007 by P.I.M.P

8. Spencer is a movie-star...he was one of the flying monkeys in the original wizard of oz!

Posted at 5:08PM on Feb 20th 2007 by P.I.M.P

9. Spencer Pratt IS A TOOL, HE SHOULD HAVE BLACK AND DECKER TATTOOED ON HIS FOREHEAD

Posted at 5:34PM on Feb 20th 2007 by Andrew

10. Two complete herbs. I like how the Spencer cat thought he was tough in the episode where the gay kid made fun of Heidis clothes. Try that shit in NY rich kid and get your wig split . Certified clown and im not hating at all, just calling it how i see it.

Posted at 5:54PM on Feb 20th 2007 by NY Brethren

11. Eeeeeeeeeew he is such a disgusting pig! Why do girls even date him? Gross!!!!! I hope Heidi has enough class not to make a sex tape with him.

Posted at 5:59PM on Feb 20th 2007 by me

12. Kill Young Hollywood

Posted at 6:29PM on Feb 20th 2007 by donnybagadonuts.

13. WHO IS THIS DIPSTICK? AND WHY DO WE CARE?

Posted at 6:54PM on Feb 20th 2007 by Cat

14. Douche says what?

Please stop giving it attention and it will go away.

Brody Jenner = Big Loser.

I didn't think it was possible to be lower on the gross meter than Greasy Bear.

Posted at 7:11PM on Feb 20th 2007 by Lysette

15. For some reason Woodchuck comes to mind when I see a picture of Spencer. I agree, he is a super Douche bag. Brody seems to be a genuine person but Spencer is going to drag him down.

Posted at 7:29PM on Feb 20th 2007 by Michelle

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