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Greasy Bear Ruins Paris' Party

2/26/2007 9:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis -- the man who brought you the "Firecrotch" rant -- did himself proud once again by making a total ass of himself at Paris Hilton's birthday party Saturday night, sending some of the lodging heiress' guests home early in disgust, and leaving Paris in tears.

The oily heir's boorish behavior at the lavish 26th-birthday bash began around 10:00 PM, report Rush & Molloy, when he started throwing flowers at Paula Abdul, who was supposed to sing "Happy Birthday" to Paris. Then, it was the flower-holders he was chucking. And finally, after asking Paula to "lick my [bleep]," he mocked her by talking in a fake-Arabic accent. Paula bolted early, even before crooning.

Then, Brandon decided to ingratiate himself to Courtney Love by grabbing her, making her straddle his waist, and telling her, "I want to squirt on you," never minding that Courtney's young daughter was right there.

After all this and some broken glasses and candles, Paris broke down -- and kicked Greasy out. No comment from Greasy's rep.


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55 COMMENTS

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31.

Whatever    

paris has a hell of a nerve booting greasy bear! Look at her behavior on the leaked tapes! Snorting cocaine off a fat guy and spreading her legs to every guy in the room. Then singing racist slurs into a camera. Greasy bear is mild compared to her nasty ass.

2734 days ago
32.

Whatever    

Courtney love has hit a new low. Bringing her daughter to a party with those sleaze bags.

Lohan will be back on the sauce soon.

2734 days ago
33.

The Shoparazzi    

Speaking of Ang, Brad Pitt was not mentioned at the Oscars during the "thank yous" even though his film "The Departed" won. In fact, Marty thanked everyone, except Brad Pitt. Brad was a major producer and contributor to the film and was a prominent factor in it getting distributed.

Talk about being snubbed!

2734 days ago
34.

Sam Gotleib    

Brandon Davis is crazy insane----and so is Courtney Love--why doesn't Paris know when her friends are toxic? She needs to have boundaries and uphold some standards---before she becomes the next Anna Nicole!

2734 days ago
35.

Sam Gotleib    

Brandon Davis is crazy insane----and so is Courtney Love--why doesn't Paris know when her friends are toxic? She needs to have boundaries and uphold some standards---before she becomes the next Anna Nicole!

2734 days ago
36.

Glee (I'm baaaaack)    

Number 15, just had to post to prove you wrong. Paris is a nasty sewer hole.

2734 days ago
37.

Whatever    

oh boo hoo! Poor little herpes tw*t had her party ruined. She is an animal just like mr greasey bear.

2734 days ago
38.

my opinion    

TMZ you daily have readers asking you to drop the inane coverage of Paris. She is a used up, over the hill, sex addict and mentally deficient druggie. Please find someone else in the 25-30 year old age group that is interesting and doing something good or bad to cover. Your coverage is tiresome and quite sophomoric. This isn't a high school site or is it?

How many times can you recycle the same story about 3 different events. Paris has a birthday attended by no one that is interesting or famous, something goes wrong, chaos ensues, and party girl is sad.

Please break your addiction to the Hilton family and go 30 days without mentioning them. The exception will be if they go to prison or die.

Thank you.

2734 days ago
39.

Whatever    

Me like greasy boy. He ruin parisites stinky party. hee hee!

2734 days ago
40.

Whatever    

Me leave stinky poo in parasite's punch bowl. Me smell parasite's stinky box. Me leave early. Me like greasy boy. He ruin herpes party.

2734 days ago
41.

Whatever    

I also hate paris hilton. She is ugly and racist and has herpes. What a loser.

2734 days ago
42.

Whatever    

I am sick of reading posts about paris and her sad attempts at getting attention. Didn't Rick and Kathy give her enough growing up? Lets not glorify this racist media whore any longer. The little kiddies posting how hot she is obviously don't know she has herpes.

2734 days ago
43.

Whatever    

No more wonky eye!
I don't think ANS would have touched HKS with a 10 foot pole.
LL needs to stay away from people who will drag her down, like old wonky eye who is green with envy over her acting talent.

2734 days ago
44.

Nancy    

Ra Ra - Team Greasy Bear - Way to go! Too bad you didn't crap on Parisites cake for an encore. Classy Courney Love was in a band called Hole and she used to go onstage high as hell and talk about her yeast infections. Getting humped at a B-Day party is no big deal to that family I'm sure. Boo hoo for Paula too, she embarrasses and humilates people on TV for a living- F em all!!!

2734 days ago
45.

GINA    

I love Madonna, dont get me wrong, but the reason she throws out the clothes her daughter leaves lying on the floor, is cause she can buy all the clothes in the world. If I threw my sons clothes out, he'd be naked all the time. I cant keep bying new stuff.......

2734 days ago
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