Britney Holds Court at Laker Game

Being Britney Spears is no easy task -- just going to a basketball game creates the type of gawking frenzy usually reserved for multi-car pileups, and, of course, trainwrecks.

Before her chaotic shopping spree at Lisa Kline yesterday afternoon, the Britster took in a basketball game at Staples Center, where she was also bombarded by paparazzi. Can't a girl indulge in a new hobby without full court press? No.

Again wearing her apple cap with a built-in oops-I-shaved-my-head-nylon-wig, Spears signed a few autographs for fans as she was rushed to her SUV after the game, with a surging crowd acting like cheerleaders as they screamed her name and yelled "congratulations!" The Lakers lost.



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1. SOMEBODY....PULL HER HAT with HAIR OFF>>>>>>>>PLEASE!!!!!

Posted at 12:37PM on Apr 9th 2007 by BALD & UGLY TWAT FACE

2. ....OH, I can see what she is doing now....Going after a Basketball player. RUN-BOYS-RUN!!!!!!! She hasn't had all her SHOTS!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:43PM on Apr 9th 2007 by RABID TWAT

3. Is she trying to land a pro basketball player or what? Good luck Brit!

Posted at 4:42PM on Apr 9th 2007 by Lulu

4.
Mommy, where have you been lately? We really miss you. When you get a break from your hectic schedule, please call us. We forgot what you look like.

Your sons, Sean Preston & Jayden James

Posted at 1:32PM on Apr 9th 2007 by Dottie

5. She's a chick, does she even like basketball, or does she just want to be SEEN?

Posted at 12:55PM on Apr 9th 2007 by Yeah, Right

6. Where are her kids?

Posted at 1:45PM on Apr 9th 2007 by Tina

7. You are so right #4. All female b-ball teams should be disbanded. Women should not be allowed to attend b-ball games and celebrities should just stay home and locked indoors. Now get your bitch ass off the computer and into the kitchen where you belong, cook your man some dinner and get to washing his clothes. Your welfare check ain't paying for no maid ya know....

Posted at 1:05PM on Apr 9th 2007 by Dripping sarcasm

8. # 1, why don't you eat another bag of Cheetos and calm down? Wny not post your pic some where so we can all see how much better looking you are than Brittney?

I'll just bet you can get them posted at the Humane Soceity web site...Try www.hsus.org

Posted at 1:56PM on Apr 9th 2007 by Chillin'

9. ..........................OH NO!!!! The "next" baby will be with a HOOPS PLAYER!!!!!............................

Posted at 2:01PM on Apr 9th 2007 by AndYourPartsSmell

10. I finally have an answer to the question "What the hell is up with this woman?" I've been trying to figure her out for some time now; her bad choices, her bizarre behavior, her total lack of logic in her daily life. It's been a mystery up until now, but I have the answer:

Britney Spears has an addictive personality.

Think about it. She's addicted to her career, and blows off everything in her life (including her friends, family & school) to be a pop tart. Then, she hits puberty and discovers boys; she becomes addicted to men & sex (which would explain her bizarre 52 hour marriage, her marriage to hanger-on Fed-ex (which cost her $16 Million) & all her boyfriends in a row, pre & post fed-ex; another example would be her hitting on 2 guys during rehab; she can't seem to be without a man for more than 2 days at a time). She starts clubbing, drinking & becomes addicted to booze & drugs. She's trying every new thing that empty headed boneheads like Paris Hilton say is "in" (like "going commando" and blowing off her kids to go clubbing). She goes through rehab, but still keeps going to clubs, despite being rehabbed; she's searching for some sort of social acceptance. During her rehab & afterwards, she goes on these manic shopping sprees, where she spends major bucks buying all sorts of things (which probably make her feel good for a short while only).

In short, Britney has major issues that she still has not sorted out. She's trading one addictive behavior for another, but is not solving the problems that make her act in this way in the first place. My thought is, unless she gets help & truly sorts out all these issues, she'll fall back on past behavior (drinking, drugs, shopping sprees, poor choices in men) very soon. Get help, honey. The world is a good place if you allow it to be...

Posted at 1:41PM on Apr 9th 2007 by It finally all makes sense

11. Dottie, your welfare check just arrived. If you hurry into town maybe you can shop for a new tent to wear and get a life of your own.

Posted at 1:56PM on Apr 9th 2007 by Ds

12. Her kids went shopping with Dottie to help her buy a new tent for her fabulously plus-sized body.

Posted at 2:08PM on Apr 9th 2007 by The Babysitter

13.
Ds, are you trying to make a point? What is it?
Did I strike a nerve? If you had a life of your own, you wouldn't be so concerned with my comments. Grow some big ones and take mine out of your mouth.
That welfare check must be yours. I don't live in a trailer park.

Posted at 2:12PM on Apr 9th 2007 by Dottie

14.
Babysitter; you're absolutely right, my body is fabulous.

Posted at 2:16PM on Apr 9th 2007 by Dottie

15. BRITNEY SPEARS "AMERICAN ROYALTY"?????MMMMMMMMMMM...SO "PROUD" TO BE AN AMERICAN....NOT!!!!!!
SHE IS BALD, AND SHE'S SPORTING A WIG LIKE WE DON'T KNOW THAT.
SHE SUCKS AND WILL ALWAYS SUCK.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE WAS A NO TALENT HAG, THE ONLY CREDIT I WOULD GIVE HER IS THAT SHE IS MAKING ME VERY PROUD OF BEING AN AMERICAN.
AMERICAN ROYALTY MY ASS...MORE LIKE AMERICAN TRASH TO BE EXACT.

Posted at 2:20PM on Apr 9th 2007 by Pretty Me

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