Water Takes Swipe at Paris, Francis

4/23/2007 1:40 PM PDT
You don't have to be in the solid state to poke fun at Paris Hilton -- even liquids are getting into the act.
Vitamin Water
The latest flavor of Vitamin Water is called "XXX," named after the triple antioxidants the drink contains. The label contains this humorous warning: "This does not cost 1.99/minute or contain explicit adult content or anything considered 'uncensored'. it has not 'gone wild!!!' during spring break nor will clips of it be passed around the Internet like a certain hotel heiress." Burn!

The new flavor was launched earlier this month and received four stars from the website BevNET.com -- that's better than the reviews for "One Night in Paris."