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Water Takes Swipe at Paris, Francis

4/23/2007 1:40 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

You don't have to be in the solid state to poke fun at Paris Hilton -- even liquids are getting into the act.
Vitamin Water
The latest flavor of Vitamin Water is called "XXX," named after the triple antioxidants the drink contains. The label contains this humorous warning: "This does not cost 1.99/minute or contain explicit adult content or anything considered 'uncensored'. it has not 'gone wild!!!' during spring break nor will clips of it be passed around the Internet like a certain hotel heiress." Burn!

The new flavor was launched earlier this month and received four stars from the website -- that's better than the reviews for "One Night in Paris."


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Product placement?

2703 days ago


Did Paris get a boob job or what?

2703 days ago


i love it. finally someone has a sense of humor!!!! i shall go get me a few of those bottles... :)

2703 days ago

Dawn Day    

Sure looks like Paris has a pair of store boughts! Sad thing is, she needed them in her ass more!!

2703 days ago

ok sure, why not.    

I love Vitamin Water even more now! Nothing like another stab to a couple of people who are nothing but joke begin with.

2703 days ago

A-yo Leroy!    

i tried that one last week. i think it's one of Vitamin Water's better flavors.

2703 days ago

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