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Paris in Jail -- Black Eyes and Baloney?

5/7/2007 9:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Paris Hilton better watch her back in the jail where she'll be doing her 45 days -- it's a tough crowd that includes, according to one inmate's relative, a large group of "very masculine lesbians."

"My ex-wife got ... a black eye in this place," said one man to the New York Daily News, who wouldn't give his name out of fear of retribution. Paris could be spared by being separated from the general population, because the Century Regional Dentention Facilty showers together, and a posse of those tough lesbians reportedly rules that roost.

Meanwhile, even if she's in her own world, it's going to be rough for Paris. She'll have to get used to taking only five-minute showers, wearing blue jumpsuits, and eating one hot meal per day, with baloney sandwiches for lunch, and food that, says one inmate's mom, is "disgusting."

Rock Mocks K-Fed in Kentucky


Rap-rocker Kid Rock poked fun at the pseudo-celebrity that is Kevin Federline over the weekend at Kentucky Derby festivities, engaging in a rap "battle" with him and joking that he likes "calling that kid's name really loud."

Rock took the DJ booth at a club around 4:30 AM Saturday morning, reports People, and rhymed, "Everybody wanna be a friend of mine -- you, you, you, you, you, you, and even Federline!" Kid even dispensed some fathering advice to the Fed-Ex, telling him that he should keep the kids out of the public eye.

"You never see me photographed with the kids," replied Federline.


Naomi Nabs Uma's Guy?


It's not a BlackBerry to the head, but it's still gotta sting -- Naomi Campbell has, according to Page Six, been swanning around Manhattan with Uma Thurman's recent ex, hotel mogul Andre Balazs. Though some are saying the pair aren't a real couple, they were spotted at celebriteria Waverly Inn, and hung out at a birthday party, all the time looking "cozy." Thurman and Balazs split up earlier this year after a tumultuous three-year relationship.

Party Favors: Justin and Cameron Reunite for "Shrek" ... Imus Loves the Nightlife


Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz hugged and kissed in view of the cameras in their first public appearance together since their break-up late last year, all to help shill for "Shrek the Third." The AP describes their interaction as "cordial." ... Fired shock jock Don Imus took advantage of his new unemployment to do something he probably hasn't done in a while -- go out at night. The I-Man and his I-wife had dinner together last week, according to Rush & Molloy. "He's looking forward to spending summer on his ranch -- and to suing CBS."

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Lenn K.    

Paris, take your ass to jail and don't pass go. Naomi try not to throw a cell phone when you are mad. Kid Rock is a one step above K-Fed, barely!!

2623 days ago
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They about to get paid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    

this is what Paris needs,someone to kick her ass,one dot in the eye,its bad to say that but its true,it would give her respect 4 the law,and show her that when the judge says no drive she dosnt drive,this all could have been avoided if she just listen to the judge,they also need to put the scram devise on her,just jail wont do it,maybe she will do like Mike Jackson and move to another country

2623 days ago
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Nadine    

Justin Timberlake is such a gentleman! He acted like this because it was the right thing to do, afterall it's a movie premiere. Cameron will no doubt take his cordial behavior as a hint that he wants to get back together. His reputation for being a gentleman is what sets him apat from most clebs in hollywood. They could all learn for this young guy!

2623 days ago
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Becky    

Paris deserves much worse than she got. Her and her 'mommy' are insane if they think she was railroaded. I wish they would stick her in with the lebians who run the roost in the jail. Let her try to pull her 'I'm a princess and I'm better than you' attitude with them. Now that would be 'hot'!!!!!! No, instead they'll keep her away from the general population for her protection. She would need protection in there because they would have her for lunch, which is what she deserves. The unfortunate thing is that what happened to Michelle Rodriques (she was released after a few hours due to overcrowding) will happen in this case and that in itself would be a true crime. I'm so sick of seeing her face in every magazine you pick up. Why doesn't she just go away!!!!!!!!

2623 days ago
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KELLY    

YOU SPELLED BOLOGNA WRONG

2623 days ago
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PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    

PARIS, IF YOU ARE TOO STUPID/LAZY/DISINTERESTED TO READ THE TERMS OF YOUR PROBATION, THAT'S YOUR OWN FAULT. DIDN'T YOU HAVE TO SIGN OFF ON IT?

2623 days ago
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recovery101Fan    

Hey, the rough life will humble her ungrateful ass a bit

2623 days ago
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PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    

P.S. I REALIZE I HAVE TO WRITE IN SIMPLE TERMS SO YOU MIGHT UNDERSTAND ... DRIVING TO TOWER RECORDS AT 11:00 PM IS NOT WORK-RELATED. YOU WERE NOT SHOWING UP TO GO TO WORK. AND WHY WEREN'T YOUR LIGHTS ON? YOU DON'T SOUND SMART ENOUGH TO BE DRIVING AROUND SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA ...

2623 days ago
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SAY WHAT???    

How else besides jail does society punish the rich and priviledged? Fines mean nothing. They think they do not have to abide by laws that inconvenience them. If they get caught a fine is like you and I paying a toll. Now... if the fines were on a sliding scale...

I love the way Paris blamed everyone but HERSELF for what she did. Oh what a victim she is.

2623 days ago
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stac    

did everyone see the screen captures of the Lindsey Lohan coke video?!?!? it's ridiculous!! she's gotta calm down..

anyway i saw the pictures here: http://collegecandy.com/2007/05/07/blohan-in-the-can/

2622 days ago
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Marty Columbus OHIO    

PARIS HITON NEEDS TO BE SAVED!!! LETS ALL GATHER HANDS AND PRAY!

HELLO KRISTEN IN COLUMBUS OHIO..

GO BUCKS!

2622 days ago
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celeb    

It's about time. Go to jail Paris and keep your maouth shut. The habit of spoiling hollywood celebs when they break the law is ridiculous. It's simple, you break the law, you go to jail. Hope other Judges grow some big ones and follow suit with other celebs.
What makes the rich and famous or infamous exempt from punishment for thier crimes. If you polled the general public I think you would find that a large majority feel that most of these people need to see the inside of a jail and not necessarily just one of the "nice ones" where they don't have to associate with real criminals, but Los Angels central jail where they get to associate with real criminals.

2622 days ago
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PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    

Contrast Paris with another Hollywood celebrity about her own age -- Natalie Portman. Natalie is beautiful, is an award-winning working actress, graduated from Harvard (!), DOESN'T get arrested, is not known for continual all-night 'partying,' and perfoms tons of charity work. While Paris, on the other hand ...

2622 days ago
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jane smith    

Kid rock is no kid. He's looking older by the minute. Who cares if he has a kid?

2622 days ago
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