"I Love Lucy" -- Don't Embalm Me!

5/13/2007 4:01 AM PDT
Are you tired? Run down? Listless? Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular? The answer to all of your problems is in this little eBay auction! Tastes like candy!

A self-admittedly ghoulish eBay seller has listed copies of the wills and death certificates of the four "I Love Lucy" stars. Lucille Ball's will reveals an explicit instruction: No embalming!

These creepy documents detail the dead cast members' last wishes and other details of their demise. Bid early on the late comedy stars' documents or you'll have some 'splainin' to do!