Spelling it out
Candy to Joe Francis: Cry Me a River

Candy Spelling, Joe FrancisDear Joe,

As the headlines about you changed -- to scream "imprisoned" and "U.S. marshals" instead of "filmmaker" and "entrepreneur," you respond by crying, wailing and seeing yourself as a victim. Bad move. Today's headlines call you a "crybaby."

You blew it, Joe. Instead of jumping from party to party, you're being shuffled from one prison to another. And no one feels sorry for you. The flatterers and entourages have moved on. They have short attention spans. They're hanging on to someone else and will take advantage of the new "temp celebrity" as long as it lasts.

The only redeeming factor is reading that you have been calling home every day from prison. When things are looking bleak, it sounds like you've found that you can get some perspective from the reliable people at home. Maybe you're realizing these are the only people who really care about you.

Your world has changed, and you're the poster boy for what can happen when boys go wild. Your every move and every emotion are still being reported, but not the way you want. It's time for some dignity. At least it might prevent you from being forever defined as a crybaby.

Sincerely,

Candy Spelling



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1. Is it just me or does Candy all of a sudden think she's Hollywood's Voice of Reason?

I loved her letter to Paris, but this next one is too much.

Posted at 3:22AM on May 19th 2007 by it's just me

2. Ok, so Candy Spelling obviously likes to write pointless letters. Whatever. But why is she sending copies to TMZ?

I'm sure she isn't just pretending to care just to see her name in print...

Posted at 3:40AM on May 19th 2007 by caz

3. I think Candy Spelling now works for TMZ.

Posted at 3:43AM on May 19th 2007 by just a thought

4. #4: You got it.

Spelling It Out, indeed.

Posted at 3:46AM on May 19th 2007 by Me

5. Yeah...what's the deal with Candy and her letters of admonishment? LOL
She's telling these idiots like it is, though....perhaps she should become a Hollywood advice columnist....She'd certainly have her work cut out for her....

Posted at 3:57AM on May 19th 2007 by Auntie Em

6. Candys letter to Paris Hilton was sensible, but also had a tone to it that seemed she desparately wanted to kick Paris in the ass, maybe for personal reasons, Didnt Paris and Tori Spelling get into a big fight over a boyfriend not long ago? If so, that would surely explain some of this backbiting. As for Joe, dont ask me how in the hell he got into this with Candy. Maybe she is sick of the excess and sense of entitlement that some spoiled ass Hollywood people posess. She has sense while others dont. And that is something coming from the wife of a man who was as big a name in hollywood as Aaron Spelling. Give her credit for that.

Posted at 3:48AM on May 19th 2007 by Brett

7. Well this is interesting and I'm thinking in a good way. Nothing like a little neighborly intervention with a small dose of humiliation to get these young adults to wake up and hopefully listen.Should come from their own but might as well be you Candy Spelling.
You don't enable ( Boo Hoo Candy was mean to her child!) and your straight up with how it is in your world. I got that by reading your last letter to um, well you know. May I suggest a weekly column, perhaps a special edition when one is bailed out or arrested?. lol loving this.

Posted at 3:56AM on May 19th 2007 by T

8. Did Candy ever write a letter to Britney?
Or how about Lindsay or Nicole Richie?
Candy with all that's wrong with the entertainment business, you'll be a very
busy lady...happy letter writing.

Look for Candy's book (coming soon to a bookstore near you)
entitled "My Letters to Troubled Hollywood"

Posted at 4:00AM on May 19th 2007 by I Have Problems Too...Where Is My Letter?

9. I wonder what Tori Spelling thinks of her mother's letters?
Instead of the Hollywood Madam, Candy is the Hollywood Motherhen.

Posted at 4:11AM on May 19th 2007 by curious

10. She has become a the naw Dear Abby but only she is doing the writing . I think it is very amusing, keep them coming Candy ,there are alot of celebs in need of help these days.

Posted at 4:16AM on May 19th 2007 by allison

11. Thank you Candy for helping me straighten out these young kids.

Posted at 4:22AM on May 19th 2007 by GOD

12. I don't think Candy needs "authority" to post here Jennifer, did you? I sure didnt apply for any permit or anything, I just type away. she has a right to her opinion or statements just as you or anyone else who post here.

Re: Post #4 I find humor in Candy Spelling getting a part time job at TMZ
lol could be! Now if they hire Rosie I'm gone.

Posted at 4:31AM on May 19th 2007 by NWT

13. Candy.... who appointed you the queen of celebrity consciousness...Are you that desperate for attention? I think your advise and time would be better spent on your own family. Remember ...."those who live in glass mansions"

Posted at 4:42AM on May 19th 2007 by Ava

14.
Dear Candy,

This hobby is not working out. Let's find a new one.

xxoo

Posted at 5:10AM on May 19th 2007 by jay

15. preach it honey

Posted at 5:21AM on May 19th 2007 by Riley

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