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Anne Heche: My Husband is a Whack Job

"Men in Trees" actress Anne Heche claims that she deserves sole legal custody of her 5-year-old son Homer because her soon-to-be-ex husband, Coley Laffoon, masturbates too much. Seriously.

In court papers filed earlier this week and obtained by TMZ, Heche claims that she can "no longer ignore an escalating pattern in Coley's behavior, including a particular preoccupation with sexually graphic material and masturbation."

In her previously filed documents, Heche claims Laffoon, rather than being Mr. Mom, dumps Homer at day care or with a nanny and watches porn and plays ping-pong all day.

Laffoon says Heche is "delusional" and is more concerned with her career than caring for their son.




Tags: anne heche, AnneHeche, coley laffoon, ColeyLaffoon

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1. POOR HOMER...

Posted at 6:40PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Lola

2. She must be REALLY bad in bed.

Posted at 6:41PM on Jun 1st 2007 by WeAllWillRise

3. Maybe he and Halle Berry's ex should go to the same counselling class. How much is too much? Way to go Anne and James Tupper.

Posted at 6:43PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Crazy Canuck Girl

4.
That poor kid should go to child protective services....

Neither should be allowed to screw that kid up if he ain't already.

Posted at 6:43PM on Jun 1st 2007 by evemustlooklikesteve

5. Who's the whack job? That poor man. If the one pleasure he has is masterbating then god bless.

Posted at 6:47PM on Jun 1st 2007 by No she didn't......

6. Good Lord. I REALLY didn't need to know that.

What happened to the concepts of privacy, dignity, and respect for the father or your child?

What about her? Wasn't she the former lesbian who was walking around the countryside claiming she was abducted by aliens or something whacked out like that?

That poor kid.

Posted at 6:46PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Chewi

7. How sad for that kid. That woman is crazy and had a public breakdown and shes worried about him beatin his pud? As long as he ain't doin with or on his kid them who cares.

Posted at 6:50PM on Jun 1st 2007 by TTinPhx

8. Oh lord, what man doesn't masterbate?

Posted at 6:47PM on Jun 1st 2007 by DANI

9. Um, no pity here, Annie. I believe he was MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE when you started 'dating.' You deserve what you get now. Cry me a river.

Posted at 6:48PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Get Real

10. geez I didn't need to know that...what in the world is this kid going to think when he goes to school and hears this kind of stuff???

poor kid...I think a good place for him is with anyone but these two parents...

Posted at 6:49PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Shanna

11. He knew she was mental when he married her.
He's lucky she didn't pull a Phil Hartman on his ass.

Posted at 6:50PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Ra

12. ROFLMAO! Is "ping-pong" supposed to be a euphemism for jerking off? Or maybe he just gets really hot watching that little white ball go back 'n forth....mmm, that's erotic!!!!

Posted at 6:51PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Flygirl

13. I had no idea there was a limit to masturbation....is there some sort of "Surgeon Generals Warning" we should all adhere to? I aways heard too much wanking would make you go blind so maybe that is what this poor guy was trying for. At least if he had to live with her he could pretend she looked like some hot babe and not the psuedo lesbian/alien or whatever would help further her career this week. And Homer??..man..not even gonna go there....

Posted at 6:54PM on Jun 1st 2007 by Sand In My Crack

14. Anne really is delusional BUT if he is supposed to be a stay home dad, he shouldn't be dropping the kid off at day care and sitting around whacking off on her dime.

That said, the kid would be better off without either one of these nuts as parents.

Posted at 10:32PM on Jun 2nd 2007 by Kia

15. ok CELESTIA

is this woman capable of raising a child.
she is text book sociopath ... look what she did to ellen for her own gain
found wandering nude in the desert on drugs
can't think of a better parent
beam her up now... PLEASE !!!

Posted at 7:17PM on Jun 1st 2007 by ray

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