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Anne Heche: My Husband is a Whack Job

6/1/2007 7:31 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

"Men in Trees" actress Anne Heche claims that she deserves sole legal custody of her 5-year-old son Homer because her soon-to-be-ex husband, Coley Laffoon, masturbates too much. Seriously.

In court papers filed earlier this week and obtained by TMZ, Heche claims that she can "no longer ignore an escalating pattern in Coley's behavior, including a particular preoccupation with sexually graphic material and masturbation."

In her previously filed documents, Heche claims Laffoon, rather than being Mr. Mom, dumps Homer at day care or with a nanny and watches porn and plays ping-pong all day.

Laffoon says Heche is "delusional" and is more concerned with her career than caring for their son.


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No she didn't......    

Read the documents, there is nothing more about his masterbation or ping pong......She simply goes on and on about what a good mother she is. Its a bit odd, this information is just flung out there on her statement; very matter of factly. One interesting note: Coley accused her, apparently, of taking showers with the kid and her new boyfriend. She denies this. Well, she said that they were coming from the pool and had their bathingsuits on.....
Total whack jobs. That poor kid. I agree with that person that said that her boyfriend oughta run back, on bended knee, to his WIFE.

2678 days ago
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sheeznutz    

They are both nuts (A.H. more now that she keeps dishing new garbage daily). True or false, I guess they have both forgotten that they have a CHILD! This poor kid is not going to have it easy if his parents continue ripping on each other. Both of you shut your traps, handle this like adults and put your child first. Neither deserves to raise him, imo.

2678 days ago
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oodalolly    

o.k. if she's screwing some other guy, what is he supposed to do? NOT masterbate?????

2678 days ago
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me    


The comments on this article are rich. I was having a bad day until reading the
comments posted. TMZ you really need to write a book on Crazy celeb's and
include these wonderful comments from the site. They are the best I've read so
far, but look at the material you provide.


Thanks TMZ, for the laughs

2678 days ago
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me    


The comments on this article are rich. I was having a bad day until reading the
comments posted. TMZ you really need to write a book on Crazy celeb's and
include these wonderful comments from the site. They are the best I've read so
far, but look at the material you provide.


Thanks TMZ, for the laughs

2678 days ago
6.

LaLa    

Can't you see it in the show??? She is crazy. That's why we watch. k?

2678 days ago
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SinCity    

I think they're both off-kilter. And I'll say it again, they should stay together, they're ideal for one another. LOL

2678 days ago
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Rasta    

I don't blame her husband. Id be a porn addict too if my wife wa as nutty as she is. Can't figure out if she's gay or straight?!?! WTF? Wasn't she visited by Aliens too at one point?

Geez, porn does not make you a wacko or 95% of straight men would be in an institution... Can I get a witness?

2678 days ago
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Michelle    

He said....she said...who knows what to believe? My heart goes out to the child---he has two very dysfunctional parents!!!

2678 days ago
10.

Angel    

You can be the best a man could ever have and they will still masturbate! some people are Nymphos!!!

2678 days ago
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No Kidding    

-----She's a slutty lesbian, no wait, hetero, no wait, I mean alien. She's a homely, untalented
nut and her estranged hub doesn't sound much better. Hopefully, they can get it together for their child's sake.-----

2678 days ago
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Cindy    

Does anyone else find it funny that Anne Heche is calling him crazy???

2678 days ago
13.

Angel    

I don't think the public should have access to this kind of info: How do the get copies of court papers?

2678 days ago
14.

GET REAL    

Anne Heche is a Lesbian!

2678 days ago
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Watcher    

She has no right to cry foul now . If she KNEW he was dumping the kid with others to spend all day playing with himself, she should taken action THEN rather than sitting on the info and bringing it up now, only to use it as a bargaining tool in court. She didn't seem to think it was enough of a problem when he was taking the kid off her hands while she made nice with the new guy. And she's spoken openly about how her hubby was a far better choice to be the stay at home parent, because she can't stand not fulfilling her need to work. So if she gets the child, and continues working, what does she care if the kid is in day care on her watch, or on his?

Bringing this issue up now just proves that she let it go on before without making a stink about it, and frankly, that only makes her case weaker rather than stronger. Whoever adivsed her to use this as valid custodial argument needs to be fired. She's just dug a MUCH bigger hole for herself.

Of course the porn/self love thing CAN get out of hand and create big problems for the one doing it as well as their loved ones. Let's hope this is the wake up call HE needs to refocus his life in the right direction.

Hey dude, if you're reading this, there are lots of great websites on the topic of sexual/porn addiction. Check them out and improve the overall quality of your life. It's no fun being a slave to ANY form of addicion.

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