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Anne Heche: My Husband is a Whack Job

6/1/2007 7:31 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

"Men in Trees" actress Anne Heche claims that she deserves sole legal custody of her 5-year-old son Homer because her soon-to-be-ex husband, Coley Laffoon, masturbates too much. Seriously.

In court papers filed earlier this week and obtained by TMZ, Heche claims that she can "no longer ignore an escalating pattern in Coley's behavior, including a particular preoccupation with sexually graphic material and masturbation."

In her previously filed documents, Heche claims Laffoon, rather than being Mr. Mom, dumps Homer at day care or with a nanny and watches porn and plays ping-pong all day.

Laffoon says Heche is "delusional" and is more concerned with her career than caring for their son.


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16.

GET REAL    

Anne Heche is a Lesbian!

2664 days ago
17.

PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    

Let's see; she was straight, then she was gay, then she had an alien encounter, then she cracked up, then she turned straight again, then she had an affair with a married man, then she named her child 'Homer Lafoon,' then -- while married -- she took up with another man, and now she blames her husband for whacking off while she works out-of-state with this guy (which didn't seem to be a problem until she wanted custody) -- Did I get all that right?

2664 days ago
18.

PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    

Oh, wait -- I think I misspelled 'Laffoon.'

2664 days ago
19.

Kati    

Anne Heche is a nutcase. One minute she is a lesbian living with Ellen, then she finds herself all of a sudden with a man...now this poor guy is masturbating...could Anne be frigid or still yearning after Ellen. Any man who would touch her would be a fool...Why is Anne even a movie star? After this thing she pulled, click the button when I see this stupid cow. Kati

2664 days ago
20.

Kati    

Please "Men in Trees" drop this stupid woman out of the tree. she has a screw loose...
Anne your 15 minutes of fame is just about over. Who could find your credible or even likeable. Annabell

2664 days ago
21.

Your'e Fired!    

.....It takes one, to know one.....And you know them all!!!!.........Ms. Heche, you are a-doo-whacka-doodle.....Poor Homer, hope you didn't pass this along to him...........
Bad Mama............

2664 days ago
22.

kathy    

I do not think she has show that great of character herself. Look in the mirror

2664 days ago
23.

Sarah Wentworth    

This is obscene material and should not be on AOL. What happened to common decency and decorum? This child will have to live with the indiscretions of his parents and will be humiliated when he is older and hears the accusations made by his mother against his father. Anne, I will give you a dollar to shut up. Please! Can't we revert back to the fifties when morality was a good thing and parents protected their children? It isn't about you Anne and Coley. It's about your child.

2664 days ago
24.

audieme    

Anne Heche is calling someone ELSE a whack job? And we're supposed to take HER word for it? Bwhahahahaha! HELLO!? Does she not remember her past escapades? She is indeed delusional.

2664 days ago
25.

Madam Pince    

She is a complete whack job. Give the baby to Coley and make her pay throgh the wazoo. James Tupper is going to regret leaving his wife for this nutcase.

2664 days ago
26.

Madam Pince    

And one more comment: if Anne Heche were your wife, wouldn't masturbation be a better option?!?

2664 days ago
27.

PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    

Wait a minute -- This LATEST guy is married, too? Wasn't Laffoon married, as well, when he and Anne got together?

2664 days ago
28.

who cares?    

KOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2664 days ago
29.

Elle    

Ann Heche thinks her husband is whacked............Pulueeze......I think she needs to take a good long look in the mirror. .it wasnt that many years ago she was a self proclaimed lesbian...and suddenly..........isnt....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Save us from these lunatic so called "celebrities"...most of them need a shrink or medication or both...a

2664 days ago
30.

HaXoRs~    

The family that masterbates together will not be together forever.
Hope he washed his hands after each "experience.
AS for her...........she reminds me of Arianna Huffinpuff the only female that had the capabiulitiy to send her husband into a gay lifestyle.
Women should shut up and be a slave to the husband. That includes bathing.

2664 days ago
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