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Paris Getting Shafted Behind Bars?

6/14/2007 9:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Paris HiltonIf Paris Hilton serves out all 23 days of her jail sentence, she'll be doing more time than four out of five inmates in the same situation, according to a new analysis.

The Los Angeles Times reports that it combed through 2 million jail releases and found 1,500 cases similar to Paris' since 2002. If she'd done just four days, she'd have done more time that 60% of those cases. The full 23? Less than 20% did that kind of time.

Meanwhile, MTV is whipping up a new animated series featuring a souped-up Paris, reports Gatecrasher, from none other than Spider-Man creator Stan Lee. A source says that the Paris character is a close cousin to "Stripperella," the 2003 strip based on Pamela Anderson. Weirdly enough, Paris' ex-guypal Paris Latsis (remember him?) is also on board the project, at Paris' request.

Angelina Manhandles the Press


Angelina Jolie might be all for freedom for small African children, but not when it comes to the American press. FOX News reports that Jolie banned their TV reporters from the red carpet at the premiere of "A Mighty Heart" last night in New York, and made reporters sign an agreement not to ask questions about her "personal relationships" if they wanted to talk to her. The biggest irony? The premiere was a benefit for the organization Reporters Without Borders.

Well, the AP and USA Today balked at Angelina's demands and pulled out of interviews, and FOX ended up getting its credentials for the premiere after a "mortified" Paramount staffer found out. The contract stipulated that any tape with offensive questions would be taken away, and she might sue any interviewer who dared to ask a tough question.

Brit Wants to Name Album ... After Lindsay?


Britney Spears is casting around for a name for her new album, and one of the possibilities is a bizarre joke about Lindsay Lohan. On her website, reports People, Brit is "asking her most die-hard fans for some assistance" in branding the new album, and one of the five possibilities takes aim at Lohan herself: "Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like." (A direct transcription from Britspeak?) Some of the other possibilities include "What if the Joke is on You," "Down boy," "Integrity" and "Dignity."

Party Favors: Kelly Clarkson Cans Manager ... Francis Sued by Florida Girls Gone Wild ... Dan Ackroyd Names Winery After Himself


Kelly Clarkson has fired her manager Jeff Kwatinetz, reports Page Six, because she "can't fire Clive [Davis]," so she decided to give Kwatinetz the ax instead. It was Kwatinetz who apparently convinced Kelly to turn her back on Davis' musical suggestions for her new album. The manager-mogul is said to be "shocked." ... "Girls Gone Wild" sexecutive Joe Francis is being sued by two Florida women who say they were duped into boarding the "GGW" bus and had their Sapphic dalliance released without their consent. ... Celeb vintner and funnyman Dan Ackroyd is giving his name to an $11 million vineyard in Ontario -- and jokes that he thought about doing a "Coneheads Vodka" instead. French vodka?

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1.

Ida    

Well, isn't Angelina little Miss Sensitive?

2595 days ago
2.

Babbs    

I, BABBS am just standing up for justice. I know Paris has done wrong and yes she should do the time. BUT what most people aren't getting thru their thick heads is the fact that she has already served her time under LA County circumstances. Everyone else only does 10% for that type of offense.

The Judge put restrictions on Paris nobody else would get. Where were the restrictions on Michelle Rodriquez when she violated probation and got 60 days?

Sheriff Baca has a hard time dealing with overcrowding, understaffing and underbudget restrictions. Once a person is released into his custody he is the be all end all as to what happens to that person. And he felt it necessary to release Paris with electronic monitoring.

The City Prosecutors don't file motions with the Judge for anyone else. Where were the motions when Michelle Rodriquez was out within hours on a 60 day sentence?

Sheriff Baca should send home 50 women with one of them being Paris! The judge doesn't want electronic monitoring so send her home a free woman!

Paris isn't being treated like anyone and everyone in LA County!!!!

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2595 days ago
3.

getting tired of crap    

Enough on how poor poor Paris is getting shafted. The judge made a decision of what would throw the fear of him into this rich b***h. What else would have worked? A fine?. Unless it was 5-10 million it would be chump change. Home confinement? Paris's party central would have been running within 24 hours. Paris shafted herself by not hiring a driver and that should be the end of that crap.

2595 days ago
4.

anon    

I think it is great that she treated Faux News that way. All they do at Fox News is bash the stars and say what losers they are, but then they use those same stars to boost their ratings. At least Angie figured it out!

2595 days ago
5.

Abby    

goes to show...true colors always come through eventually...once a bitch...always a bitch...show those colors Angelina

2595 days ago
6.

Lenn K.    

Britney isn't going to do well with a new album or CD because people really know that she can't sing. Her time has come and gone and she's the last to know it. Paris will be out by Sat or Sunday. Kelly Clarkson kicks ass and take no names. Now that a really singer!!

2595 days ago
7.

Jolene    

Angelina is so full of herself!!!!!!!!!!!!

2595 days ago
8.

yonder    

"If Paris Hilton serves out all 23 days of her jail sentence, she'll be doing more time than four out of five inmates in the same situation, according to a new analysis."

What a crock. "All 23 days"?!? Her sentence was 45 days! I know the Sheriff would like to cut that down but if she serves 23 days that's only half her full sentence.

Why are you guys being such Paris Hilton apologists? She fracked up. Repeatedly. She was completely full of contempt for the rule of law and mistakenly thought her money and her fame as a porn start would get her out of it. BZZZZZZT! Wrong!

I hope LiLo gets the same judge.

2595 days ago
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L.A. Native    


...so in otherwords you're saying about 300 people have done the same time on similar charges and the others got an early release because of overcrowding. PH was not released early due to overcrowding but due to a medical condition. Baca blew it big time!!

The "Times" would have had a better story if they would have given the stats on how many were released due to a medical condition ~ I doubt if they would have come up with any!

2595 days ago
10.

MOM    

Brittnay is ssooo a loser you are over miss white trash

2595 days ago
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Jemima Puddleduck    

Ah ha! Angelina's true biyatch is coming out. I wish people would see this wacho for what she is...trash.

2595 days ago
12.

ooh that hurts good    

My final word on the subject.
Nothing but this would have gotten through to Paris. There isn't a fine big enough, house arrest would have been a joke, her house is better than any dream vacation most of us could ever dream of. Clearly taking away driving privilage went no where. What was he to do to get through her bleached head?

Angelina. None of us like Fox but I don't think pissing of half the country that worships to the O'rielly God was a good idea.

Brit, how about naming it
"Ooops I flashed them again"
the word of the song can be rewritten to
oops I flashed them again, nobody cared, I don't look the same....

Hone once you've spit out 2 kids things just don't need to be shown Cover up and get a stylist and a clue

2595 days ago
13.

aSiF    

Angie is a home wrecker. She's put on a pedestal and for what - she's pretty? I think she's full of herself and no matter how much "good" she does for the third World she can't wash away what she really feels about herself. Your good deeds alone with not wash you of all you have perpetrated.

2595 days ago
14.

Sillyme    

Brit's album should be named; "Freakin' Indecent Exposure"

2595 days ago
15.

JD    

Yep, and there is no two tierd justice. The poor go free and the rich are made an example of. The states is a mockery of what it once stood for.

2595 days ago
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