Prom Night for TomKat?

Decked out in off-white ensembles, shades and similar bowl-cuts, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes looked like they were ready to attend a thetan prom while in Cannes on Tuesday. L. Ron Hubbard High's Class of '07!

Mr.& Mrs. matchy-matchy are in France to attend the wedding of Australia's richest man -- and fellow Scientologist -- James Packer to model Erica Baxter. By the power vested in Xenu, I now pronounce you man and waif.



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1. I thought that you weren't supposed to wear white to other people's weddings?????

Posted at 12:10PM on Jun 19th 2007 by no one

2. .........COMMANDER CRUIZE,,,,NEW ROBOT ON THE WAY............

Posted at 12:11PM on Jun 19th 2007 by costaMesaboy

3. At least she got rid of the babyhair.. http://www.spilledtea.com/spilledteablog/

Posted at 12:12PM on Jun 19th 2007 by goodas

4. TOM CRUISE IS GAY


KATIE IS BRAINWASHED!!


TOM CRUISE IS SUCH A GAY AND IN DENAIL MAN!!!!



RUN KATIE RUN!!!!


Posted at 12:11PM on Jun 19th 2007 by Hogwash

5. The beckhams are known for their matchy matchy..with a man toms age it looks just foolish with that bitch with her reworked cankles. ahahhahah

Posted at 12:12PM on Jun 19th 2007 by miapocca

6. She's his princess, and he's her prince.
Leave them be. They're a family now.

Posted at 12:12PM on Jun 19th 2007 by Awww.

7. How desperate are they for attention that they are wearing white to someone's wedding? Does anyone know if it's true that the Scientologists are using Cruise as their 'recruiter' for the very wealthy - hence his fastly forged friendships with the Packers and the Beckhams? I will always wonder if what I'd read was true regarding the Scientologists choosing his wife by auditioning famous actresses like Scarlett Johanson. Katie was the only one dumb enough to get all excited over the attention and jumped at it. I still have this image of her Catholic parents saying rosaries for her nightly.

Posted at 12:13PM on Jun 19th 2007 by Tired and Ready for A Nap

8. Mwahahaaaaa

Finally, our plot to turn Katie into Jackie O is succeeding!

Posted at 1:59PM on Jun 19th 2007 by John Travolta

9. Wow, she really is much more taller than little man Tom.
Yes, I think Tom is gay. Gay is good. Tom Cruise the good gay guy.


-Lu

Posted at 12:13PM on Jun 19th 2007 by Little LuLu

10. Tom believes space invaders created you and I. That alone should disqualify him from ever showing his face in public.

Posted at 12:14PM on Jun 19th 2007 by whoopie

11. "Tom" is ALWAYS "presenting" Katie.......ODD!!!! Very ODD!!!!!

Posted at 12:16PM on Jun 19th 2007 by Ask Me How I REALLY Feel

12. Did she borrow that dress from Britney and what is up with that mop in her head. Oh those Holy Rollers are mess.

Posted at 12:14PM on Jun 19th 2007 by South Beach Lizzard

13. I don't like her cut. She looks better with long hair.

Posted at 12:17PM on Jun 19th 2007 by Tasha

14. gay blade

Posted at 12:14PM on Jun 19th 2007 by low sell high

15. This is almost the same dress that Posh wore a few days ago. She wore it in beige. And I think Mariah Carey or someone had it in black.
Yes, Katie is a posh clone.

Posted at 12:16PM on Jun 19th 2007 by Dani

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