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Could Laffoon's Porn Habit Pay Off!?

Posted Jun 21st 2007 12:55PM by TMZ Staff

Coley Lafoon, Anne HecheAn online porn payment company is offering a load of advice to wacky Anne Heche's estranged and allegedly whack-happy husband, Coley Lafoon: Stop getting caught with your pants down!

TMZ has obtained a letter sent by PureVanilla.com VP Kevin Blatt, explaining how Coley might address his purported hobby in the future:


Coley Laffoon:

We understand where you are coming from. So you looked at a little porn? What guy doesn't? If your ex Anne Heche was the judge, ANY guy looking at porn could be considered a "porn-addict with compulsive masturbation problems." Well, we know that's not true about you. For innocent guys like yourself, THE CRIME WASN'T LOOKING -- THE CRIME WAS GETTING CAUGHT!!

We are prepared to offer you something that will protect your privacy -- A PureVanilla.com Gold Card. With it you can join a ton of sites without anyone ever finding out -- the website names don't show up on your credit card statements, and the websites never have access to your personal information -- so nobody will find out what you're doing. You are completely anonymous! It's perfect for celebrities who need privacy but want to look at porn (Charlie Sheen, are you listening??) PureVanilla.com is the only company that can offer privacy protection on every transaction you make through us.

So what do you say, Coleman? Wanna look at some more porn (without getting CAUGHT, that is)??

Sincerely,

Kevin Blatt

Tags: Anne Heche, AnneHeche, Coley Lafoon, ColeyLafoon, Kevin Blatt, KevinBlatt, PureVanilla

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1. these people need to get out of town, we are sick of you people having babies and acting like one. whos the parent? the kids act better than parents. wasn't this lady , going to peoples doors, high on drugs, when she broke up with ellen. shes a nut case,(ann0

Posted at 2:50PM on Jun 21st 2007 by pattie

2. There is so much good free porn on the web there is really no need to use a credit card anyway

Posted at 1:53AM on Jun 30th 2007 by logical

3. Kevin my friend :-)

You are a MARKETING genius !

This TMZ.com posting should draw thousands to maybe even millions to Purevannilla.com and as we know direct marketing produces results.

You are the man!

Posted at 2:03PM on Jun 21st 2007 by Robert Lombard

4. a 'load" of advice?? that is sick sticky sick!

Posted at 6:14PM on Jun 21st 2007 by BIG MO

5. This is hysterical cause I actually use this company. They have a good selection of sites to go to on their website.

Posted at 3:36PM on Jun 21st 2007 by SDinLA

6. wheres the good free porn please? horny girl here....

Posted at 2:30PM on Jun 21st 2007 by cali.girl420

7. Who the hell is "Coleman"??? Isn't it COLEY?

Posted at 2:53PM on Jun 21st 2007 by pj

8. Spank it, Coley, spank it!

Posted at 2:39PM on Jun 21st 2007 by Giggles

9. How degrading and stupid. This guy just wants to make Coley more of an addict.

Posted at 2:46PM on Jun 21st 2007 by to many SICKOS in this world

10. Gee, the style of writing in "Candy Spelling's" letters is exactly like the style of writing in "Kevin Blatt's" letters. Oh my...I'm just stunned...NOT. Anyone with an IQ higher than 14 could figure out they're written by the same person--aka CandyKevin TMZ staffer.

Posted at 3:07PM on Jun 21st 2007 by Me

11. it's his eyes, his hand, and his genitals .. any woman who considers that "cheating" has major insecurities and/or doesn't know a damned thing about men. what a shame that any man should have to worry about getting "caught" at doing what comes naturally and has proven health benefits. it's past time that everybody just grow up and get a clue.

Posted at 3:15PM on Jun 21st 2007 by el polacko

12. Go, Coley, Go. !! BTW - Coleman is his full name...and I doubt seriously he's an addict. You'd take Anne's word for that? She swings anywhere she wants.

Posted at 3:15PM on Jun 21st 2007 by JD

13. caligirl.420 try yuvutu.com

Posted at 3:26PM on Jun 21st 2007 by logical

14. Good grief, all you guys need to grow up.

Posted at 4:05PM on Jun 21st 2007 by Sunshine

15. I totally use PureVanilla.com.
With the Diocese cracking down now, i have to.
Total Privacy for this Pastor.

And, Wait- Isn't Blatt the Dude Behind Virgin Territory?

Posted at 4:14PM on Jun 21st 2007 by Father Tom

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