Hilton -- Free on Tuesday

6/22/2007 7:51 PM PDT
Paris Hilton will be released from jail next Tuesday, June 26, Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore announced today. Gentlemen, start your engines!

Authorities would not reveal what time the heiress/convict will be released -- much to the dismay of every paparazzi agency in town. When asked about the media circus surrounding Hilton's upcoming release, Whitmore said, "We anticipate the exit will be covered the same as the entrance."

Hilton began her stay in the slammer on June 3.