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Arrrrrr! Paris Fan Doesn't Want Her to Walk the Plank

6/23/2007 4:04 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

A Paris Hilton devotee, dressed in full pirate garb, is demanding the heiress' release from prison in the next three days, or else he will "raid, plunder and pillage the entire village of Lynwood." Sounds like someone is suffering from scurvy.

The pirate, replete with hook hand, conducted a 30-second "press conference" early Friday afternoon in front of the jail that houses the convicted celebutante. He then danced to the hit song "Crazy."

Sums it up perfectly.

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watchforthehook    

The pirate is halarious!!!!! Paris is a loser, but I think you guys a are taking the Pirate a little to serious, its obviously a joke.

2642 days ago
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Riley    

Um Ok
why all these protests? bitch has like 4 days left

2646 days ago
3.

mary    

Go home! Paris is where she should be!

2646 days ago
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CAMERA NEWS    

PARIS HILTON WRITES LIKE A RETARD 5 YEAR OLD!!!!!!!!!AND, SHE'S A LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!1 MOST OF THE MAIL WAS ''HATE MAIL'' NOT FAN MAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE HAD SOMEONE PICK IT, SO NOONE FOUND OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FAN MAIL????????????/ SHE'S STILL TYING TO CONVINCE PEOPLE SHE IS SOOOO POPULAR!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN WILL PEOPLE STOP PRINTING THE LIES??????????? BECAUSE HER VALUE HAS GONE TO '' O '' BABY!!!!!!! HATE MAIL ....JUST LIKE HERE AND EVERY SITE OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 NOT ''FAN'' MAIL!!!!!!!!! IT'S ALL HYPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

2646 days ago
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CAMERA NEWS    

DID YOU NOTICE MY SPELLING????? HA HA HA TRYING TO WRITE LIKE THAT RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!! HATE MAIL PARIS...NOT, AND I REPEAT '' NOT'' FAN MAIL. THAT;S WHY WE ONLY READ HER ''SO CALLED RESPONSES'' BACK TO THE UUUUHHH FANS..I MEAN HATERS!!!!!!!!!! LOTS OF HATERS!!!!!!!!!1 WHY...BECAUSE WE HAVE ALL SEEN WHAT A REALLY CRUEL HEARTLESS BITCH YOU CAN BE!!!!!!!!!! LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2646 days ago
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nurse1211    

Where is Farrah?

2646 days ago
7.

Socket2me    

Can we let *this* guy be Paris' cell mate?

2646 days ago
8.

AND_LV    

CIRK....To people which say , that all letters was a hate mail - I think ,if people hate Paris,it's not a her problem,it's stupid write about this....But if human love and support her,he would write something...It's dificult for me formulate this at english...If I can ,I would say there some good things about this situation.....

2646 days ago
9.

Paul    

Another retard without a life.

2646 days ago
10.

tuna marie    

why does parasite attrack so many losers to herself?

2646 days ago
11.

ORPHANS IN UNITED STATES NEEDS JUST AS MUCH HELP , STARTS AT "HOME ( USA )    



FARRAH FALLON IS A WEIRDO ................MUST BE SOMEONE

PARIS KNOWS OR RUNNING HIS/HER MOUTH .............


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PARIS HILTON .........I'm telling you , this lady had a mental issue and her family.

They want the WORLD to think they're the nicest family , but when it comes down

to it , they will lie ,cheat or steal to get what they want . But in the meantime

they're the innocent family , I think NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

There are families who's just as nice and very giving and guess what

they're NORMAL families out there.........

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These normal families does more when it comes to giving than the

CELEBRITIES OR MILLIONAIRES , BILLIONAIRES . Celebs and Millionaires

only want money , clout and there overdue 15 minute fame .

They can careless about the NORMAL FAMILIES who's out helping

others EVERYDAY . Normal families are those who's down to earth

and who doesn't ACT PHONEY .

I and many other people would rather socialize with "NORMAL FAMILIES

than those who's THINK everyone should noticed them CELEBS , MILLIONAIRE,

and BILLIONAIRES , IF it wasn't for the NORMAL FAMILIES , many of these

CELEBS , MILLIONAIRES OR BILLIONAIRES , wouldnt be where they're now

RICH , because the families are the ones who's spending money , for

movies , cd's , etccccccccccccc............... These are the MIDDLE CLASS

FAMILIES are the ones busting there asses while the RICH IS sitting

back in there comfortable chairs , cars , and mansions .

YOu better APPREICATE THE MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE , which there's

more of them . This isn't about JEALOUSY , this is about ,

MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE recieve NO RESPECT OR APPRECATION

FROM THE celebs , millionaires or billionaires or as far as that

goes Companies ..........Again MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE WORK

LONGER AND HARDER THAN ANYONE OF these celebs , millionaires

or billionaires .................

2646 days ago
12.

Monica    

Awwwwww, one lonely fan of Paris, where are the other two? LMAO

2646 days ago
13.

ORPHANS IN UNITED STATES NEEDS JUST AS MUCH HELP , STARTS AT "HOME ( USA )    



PARIS HILTON ISN'T INDEPENDENT , AND SHE DEPENDS ON PEOPLE

IF IT WASN'T FOR THOSE PEOPLE , SHE WOULD BE A "NOBODY " .

AS FAR AS REALLY BEING FAMOUS , I FEEL SHE'S NOT , BECAUSE

SHE PUT HERSELF IN THIS SITUATION .

HER PARENTS AND MANY OTHER WHO SHE HAS EMPLOYEED

ARE PUTTING HER UP ON THAT PEDASTAL WHERE SHE DOESN'T

BELONG .........SHE HASN'T CONTRIBUTE TIME , CHARITIES , OR

EVEN MONEY TO THE NEEDY ........ THERE ARE NORMAL PEOPLE

WHO'S NOT A CELEB , CONTRIBUTE MORE THAN PARIS HILTON

EVER HAS .........

RICK AND KATHY HILTON RAISED A MONSTER FOR A DAUGHTER

AND IT'S THERE OWN FAULT ......... AS FAR AS PARIS HILTON CHANGE

I THINK SHE WILL MAKE THE WORLD THINK SHE CHANGED , BUT

WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT , SHE WILL NEVER CHANGE , BECAUSE

SHE'S USED TO LUXURY AND ONCE YOU'VE THAT , HARD TO

HAVE LESS ........WITH PARIS HILTON EVERYTHING IS AN ACT

AND I DONT SEE HER CHANGING ........AGAIN ITS ALL AN ACT .

SHE'S BETTER OFF .........GETTING OUT OF HOLLYWOOD AND

TRY AND LIVE A NORMAL LIFE , WAIT , I DON'T THAT WOULD

HAPPEN EITHER , IF IT WAS SIMPLE LIFE VS LUXURY , SHE

WOULD TAKE THE LUXURY ..........NO WAY SHE WILL EVER

CHANGE ..............

2646 days ago
14.

Hannah    

some how I do have to agree with the one person that said she recieves a lot of mail that pretty much tells her to GROW UP and learn something from this experience. I for one think that NOOOOO media should interview this girl when she gets out of jail. What are we going to listen to when she gets out - I was scared, lonely, I have changed a lot being in there. Well - actions do speak louder than words so I guess the immediate future should tell how much she has learned. She was born into a priviledge life and has 150% abused it. I'm sorry Paris....but you would NOT be popular if your parents weren't "RICH". If you were just a middle class family like a ton of people are. You would be flipping hamburgers some where. Your just not that pretty of a girl, you antics since you have hit "fame" would imbarass most families. Yet your parents stand behind you going....she's a good girl, etc etc. Its great your parents love you and support you that way - but my gosh....you party your brains out, you waste so much money on clothes, shoes, accessories etc etc........i'm sure you don't even wear. What you pay for some things would feed a family for a week. THATS the shame part of it. What you spend in one night of parting i'm sure could feed several families for months. There have been plenty of kids born into priviledged families and you don't hear about them doing things you have done. Bottom line - they have more respect for themselves and keep themselves out of the tabloids. I wonder how you would feel if the media just flat stopped following you!!!! I know a lot of people that are going to boycot which ever station you do DO an interview with. Just remember if your going to talk the talk sweetie - you better be ready to walk the walk!!! Don't just SAY i've changed, i've learned a lot about my stay there - because right now I would say 99% of the people think all this crap you have been going thru while in jail is ALLLLLLL a publicity seeking put on! Your faking the not eating, but just not eating etc. I HOPE your next venture with the "simple life" isn't about jail time. I'm sorry - I believe the judge did the right thing - making you go back to jail......lets face it Paris - just HOW much of a punishment would it have been for you to stay IN YOUR HOUSE confined for 40 days - you would have been having party after party - you already have all your neighbors hating your existance there.....

2646 days ago
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crazy fingers    

I don't understand why a pirate would be supporting Paris. It seems like Paris is the type of person piraates plunder. I guess myabe the pirate can't get at Paris if shes in jail. No shortage of absoulte psychopaths in hollywood. Im guessing mr. pirate will be in jail by the time Paris gets out. http://www.hiltonbehindbars.com

2646 days ago
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