Celebrity Justice
Paris Booted from Bad Boy Bad Girl Club

Posted Jun 24th 2007 3:03AM by TMZ Staff

Steve Santagati, author of "The Manual, A True Bad Boy Explains How Men Think, Date, and Mate -- and What Women Can Do to Come Out on Top," has officially kicked Paris Hilton out of the Bad Boy Bad Girl club. The hunky relationship savant has had it with Paris' shenanigans, and asked us to help him give Paris the boot:
Steve Sntagati Paris Hilton
Dear Paris,

You are hereby notified that your membership in the Bad Boy Bad Girl club has been revoked. You slipped over the edge into stupid and are no longer good at being bad, so we want you out and will not refund your dues. And by "dues" I mean the dues you paid by doing a sex video, starring in "The Simple Life," getting drunk in public, converting others to the club [Brittney and Lindsey, which, by the way, will also be receiving this notice], showing the world -- via the paparazzi -- your coochi, and all around acting without remorse or apology ... all wonderful things.

However, real Bad Girls don't drink and drive, real bad girls don't get caught, real bad girls don't go to jail [that's only cool if you're a guy], and real bad girls don't call Sarah Silverman a bitch. Moreover, we all know the rich don't do jail time, and if they do, they do it with class [see Martha Stewart for details]. Therefore, you're out.

Fortunately for the other members of the club, you can't buy your way back in. Feel free to re-apply, but for now you are on permanent suspension.

Sincerely,

Steve Santagati
President

P.S. Notifying you via TMZ is considered official.

Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Paris Hilton


Tags: bad boy, BadBoy, paris hilton, ParisHilton, Steve Sanganati, Steve Santagati, SteveSanganati, SteveSantagati, the manual, TheManual

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1.
I AGREE WITH YOU RUBEN!!!!!!

F*** STEVE SANTAGATI, HIS BOOK, AND HIS STUPID ASS WANNABE SELF!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:22AM on Jun 24th 2007 by Katherine

2.

H is for Hilton with the face of a horse
I is for Idiot, that's par for the course
L is for Lazy, even in bed
T is for Talking while trying to give head
O is for Oogly with breath smellin' of poo
N is for N-word. She said it, it's true ...

I'm a big fan of that one time... when she got burned, with herpes.... for life....

That's HOT. (But only cause it's burns in the crotch area : )

Posted at 3:40AM on Jun 24th 2007 by Herpes Herpes Bo Berpes... you know the rest!

3. Well... It's a start lmao

Posted at 3:55AM on Jun 24th 2007 by Karl

4. first of all, sarah silverman was an A__hole to make the joke she did at that awards show that paris hilton attended and was sitting in the audience. silverman's an idiot and rude.

Posted at 3:57AM on Jun 24th 2007 by soberinla

5. Paris just go away.

Posted at 4:03AM on Jun 24th 2007 by anny

6. This was so damn sarcastically written, I can't help but wonder who actually wrote this? I can't help but wonder if Ms. Silverman is the writer? And, although I campaigned to put Paris back in Jail, Paris is right. Ms. Silverman's jokes (if that's what you call them) were extremely "BITCHY" So, therefore, if Paris says she's a bitch, then I agree. I am not impressed with Ms. Silverman's humor anyway, so go figure.I watched Silverman's show only once, to know I didn't like her. Oh well...(_._) Kiss that...lol...

Posted at 4:03AM on Jun 24th 2007 by Laughing my Ass Off

7. Sorry but if you consider what Sarah Silverman said to ANYBODY you are a class 1 jerk/idiot. I thought she was funny before but I will NEVER watch her again! That was rude and classless to say to or about ANYBODY!

Posted at 4:11AM on Jun 24th 2007 by dippity-doo

8. agreed, who cares

Posted at 4:15AM on Jun 24th 2007 by wq

9. Sara Silverman-Priceless!! She rocked that nght and Paris knew Sara was hosting and knows her humor-she should have stayed home!

Posted at 4:15AM on Jun 24th 2007 by Mary J

10. Sara Silverman was so massive a bitch she made many of us feel sympathy for Paris Hilton. Steve Senigati same deal - who does this guy think he is?

Posted at 4:33AM on Jun 24th 2007 by STC

11. Bad boys (who are obscure and unknown) don't ride on the fame of girls who are household names.

Who does this guy think he is? What a loser. Paris was the one who looked like she had class--enduring Sarah Silverman's painfully uncomfortalbe remarks at the MTV awards.

Note to self, Sarah--if your jokes make people cringe, they are not funny. Have some class you idiot. My god, I could have thought of her jokes, they were so obvious.

As for this Steve idiot, talk about riding on the Paris fame bandwagon. All his letter did was make me swear never to even look at his arrogent book, much less buy it. Loser.

Posted at 4:44AM on Jun 24th 2007 by thefly

12. Is that the same Steve Santa...whatever who was so super tooltastic as the host of the Fox so bad it is AWESOME reality debacle "Looking For Love:Bachlwhorettes in Alaska" ?

Because if so...I don't think he's a "savant" for anything but poor career and fashion choices. Latching onto the Paris train too? What a douchbag!

Posted at 5:09AM on Jun 24th 2007 by Unicorns & Rainbows

13. That is stupid! Really...

Posted at 5:21AM on Jun 24th 2007 by Shan

14. Sarah Silverman "IS" a Bitch! If i was Paris i would had stand up walked up to the stage and smack the hell out of Sarah. Calling her a bitch is nothing to what she did to Paris. Sarah should had just gotten tomatoes and had everyone throw it at Paris..That's what it looked like. She humilliated her and what's funny about everything is that Paris showed more class by simply controlling herself while that trash made fun of her..uuurggg That was just freakinnnnn rude & nasty! I felt so bad for Paris she looked like she wanted to hide under a rock & cry..

Then she said "Oh why do i feel dirty" Sarah ..Sarah.. Maybe because your a dirty whore that can't keep your mouth shut!!!

I hope that when Paris comes out she gets Sarah back. Oh Sarah Pay back is a Bitch..Then don't be crying remember your not as strong as Paris neither are you as beautiful,rich & famous as the "IT" Girl...

You wannabe comedian oh and by the way i used to be your fan until i had to watch 2 hours of you insulting every celebrity with your unfortable not funny nasty words...

Posted at 5:40AM on Jun 24th 2007 by Sarah is a BITCH!

15. These posts are so stupid. #18 needs to take a writing/grammar course. You assholes in favor of that whore, are writing this crap like you know that twat personally. Let's see, would she even give you the time day if you could not do anything for her? Morons!

Posted at 5:57AM on Jun 24th 2007 by SJ

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