Padma to Rushdie: Pack Your Knives and Go

1. How much do you want to bet that we hear of Tom Colluccio and Padma having an affair next . . .

Posted at 4:35PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by CA Girl

2. i have no idea who either of them are,....but OMG......I would like to know the twins a little better.

Posted at 4:35PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Bi-Polar Hippie

3. That is one beautiful woman.

Posted at 4:36PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Who

4. Gorgeous? Whatever, she is a stick figure and has the most obnoxious pronunciation. It's like some sort of wannabe high class valley girl accent, annoying!

Posted at 4:37PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by My2cents

5.
He's so old even viagra doesn't work. So she walks...

Posted at 4:36PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by tom

6. Nice nipples though.

Posted at 4:39PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Tired of the Bimbos

7. He has a Fatwah declared against him. Would you want to date him or be with him when the towel heads come to get him?

Posted at 4:40PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by debbie

8. It's sad, these old men are so ridiculously arrogant and self invovled that that actually think that some model 25 years younger than them wants to get married because they are so charming and handsome? Come on, Rushdi isn't like Sean connery 20 years ago. I'm guessing he wasn't handsom even when he was in his 30's so why would he be so stupid as to Marry somebody obviously interested in him more for his fame and money than for any other reason?

Posted at 4:45PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by cambel

9. She should hold on a little longer, because it looks like her hubby has one foot in the grave already.

Posted at 4:45PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by bb

10. She married him for his good looks and all the the things they had in common...HA!
She is now bringing in a steady pay check with the chef contest/reality show thing on cable...he has outlasted his usefulness.
She has terrible diction (thank you #5) she has such an unnatural nasally voice I had to stop watching the show...plus she was so shiny all the time...and looked unwashed.
He got what he could get from her....she gave as much as she could stomach and she is moving on.
IF Salman Rushdie thinks that she married him for love he is a bigger fool than all the muslims think he is.....he must not be fun to live with anyway with the muslim hoard at his back.

Posted at 4:47PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by curious in connecticut

11. uhhhhh.....earth to CA girl #1

unless Padma has a sex change operation.....Tom ain't havin it

nice nipples though Padma

Posted at 4:47PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by WTF!!

12. Can you say underwear?

Posted at 4:47PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by booger

13. She speaks so slowly I thought she had brain damage. Apparently that didn't matter to Salman.

Posted at 4:48PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Barbara

14. wow.....

she's just lovely and he, well he's such an icon of literature.... its a bit sad, to see them seperate. they really are a good match.

Posted at 4:52PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Ally

15. note to fatties;
Every girl who is not fat like you,
is not a 'stick figure'.
She's normal. Put down the fork if you don't like it.

The hit on Rushdie was rescinded years back.
It was reissued last week, when it was announced he was to be knighted.

Padma is a target too, as long as she is associated with him.
She doesn't need his fame anymore so adios Salmon.

Posted at 4:53PM on Jul 2nd 2007 by Ra