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Gummi vs. Perez -- It's On!

7/5/2007 4:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Gummi bodyslammed Perez Hilton outside of Les Deux last night -- ow!

Gummi Bear, wearing a festive 4th of July silk blouse that nearly caused the extinction of Chinese silkworms, ripped Perez Hilton a new one in response to Perez's vomit-filled rip on GumGum. Calling the portly celeb blogger a "desperate homosexual," the vehemently anti-racism Gummi doesn't mind a little homo hatin'.

Looking like a float in the Macy's Chinese New Year parade, Gummi waddled back to cameras to say that "Perez wishes he could be like the people he writes about," and "he's a miserable, moronic human being." DO NOT ANGER THE GUMMI BEAR!

Gummi concluded his Perez hatefest by saying that he didn't "give two sh**s" about him. Half an hour later, he was hungry again.

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31.

Deane    


#20 Flygirl

As to education -- let's say he wouldn't be considered for "Do you think you're smarter than a 5th grader"

2566 days ago
32.

bijoux    

who is this GUMMI guy and WHY is it that we want to know about him ?

2566 days ago
33.

stopthemaddness    

Who cares?

2566 days ago
34.

Deane    


#20 batfastard

And what happened to the hooker after being under the fat bastard -- SPLAT!!
Me thinks she would look like Roadkill

2566 days ago
35.

Sarah Silverman SUCKS!    

Gummi turns me on. I love big cuddly bears.

2566 days ago
36.

londonrules    

TEAM PEREZ..
MUCH LOVE TO ALL PEREZ LOVERS .
ALL HATER CAN EFF OFF.

2566 days ago
37.

lucky    

This guys a billionaire heir right? GET A DAMN TRAINER

2566 days ago
38.

Pregnant at 44    

I do have a bear collection, and I do like gummy bears.

2566 days ago
39.

holycrap!    

that davis clan has some gene pool. i think the mother was inseminated with the swine semen...

2566 days ago
40.

ONE STOP SAM    

Shut your trap fatso, Perez is way better than you could ever hope to be!

2566 days ago
41.

Zenophobe Alien    

It would be a pretty safe bet that Gummy is gay

2566 days ago
42.

ONE STOP SAM    

YEAH PEREZ!! This fat loser isn't worthy enough to shine your shoes!!

2566 days ago
43.

Argh!!!    

Perez is funny.

2566 days ago
44.

Cracky    

Personally I like Gummi. As a strict heterosexual, I find him rather intelligent, articulate and engaging. Besides, how many people can pull off that chinese look? The answer? Not many. Keep up the good work Sir Gummington, if nothing else, I (heterosexually) love ya.

2566 days ago
45.

Crunchy    

Blech...more fabricated controversy. Gumballs and Pereznuts are in on this together to keep their names in the news. Shameful how low some queens will swoop. :(

2566 days ago
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