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Heidi Fleiss: One for the Ladies

7/5/2007 7:47 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss is running a business she knows something about -- getting a load done. She opened her "Dirty Laundry" laundromat this past weekend in Nevada, just about one hour away from Las Vegas. Get it done, girl!

As she explained on the FOX News' "Big Story with John Gibson", "The demographics of the community fit the statistics of a successful Laundromat. So why not try something I've never done before?" Sounds too good to be true, right? Correct!

Fleiss' big biz is yet to come; she's planning to open a legal brothel -- where the customers are ladies! "I have had maybe over 300 women ready to buy memberships and plenty of men have applied ... and let me tell you ladies out there, they won't let you down!" But the madam cautions, "Without Viagra we couldn't do it!" She's boned up on business!

Even though she claims "it's uncharted waters for me because I'm used to the other way around," her new biz is supposed to be, er, up and running in 60 days.

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61.

xiang    

she looks like sheryl crow.

2628 days ago
62.

Sillyme    

She is a loser.. we DON'T CARE about her!

2628 days ago
63.

getting tired of crap    

She has been talking about this male brothel for two years, can't she find anyone who measures up?

2628 days ago
64.

lmfao    

Do you think any straight men applied for the job? Cuz most of her customers will be men. And can you imagine the women that will go to her brothel! The postings on TMZ are more entertaining than the articles!

2628 days ago
65.

Dr. M    

LINDSAY / PARIS -
Pretty sure this is all business -

LINDSAY / LINDSAY / LINDSAY -

Fool me once - shame on you
Fool me twice - shame on me

Just be careful -

Good Luck Lindsay -
and Godspeed

Nosce Te Ipsum

Dr. M
MM

2628 days ago
66.

Avamp1    

That's a whole lot of pearl neckaces

2628 days ago
67.

Avamp1    

That's a whole lot of pearl necklaces

2628 days ago
68.

Jannie    

what is wrong with Heidi's mouth? Has she had surgery recently or did someone smack her in the mouth?

2628 days ago
69.

Lolita    

She looks like a muppet. Those gnarled up lips look like they've seen a thing or two, eh?

2628 days ago
70.

totable    

man oh man,look at those lips.....get the anti-biotics

2628 days ago
71.

Cat Stevns    

Man she is one ugky hefer!!!!!!!

2628 days ago
72.

Granny Pants    

For Christsakes "Dr. M". Don't you have to get back in your van and stalk a playground somewhere?

2628 days ago
73.

R.Zimmerman    

Can she get any of her male celebrity ex-clients to labor in her new brothel? That would be hilarious considering how skanky the A list of that crowd was.

2628 days ago
74.

Granny Pants    

You too Bob Dylan.

2628 days ago
75.

Parents Need to Know    

She's going to open a Laundromat? She's already has been washed, rinsed and "dried" more than a few times.

Maybe it was Tom Sizemore that busted her ugly lip!

Nothing worse than an ugly woman that looks like a bad Elvis impersonator.

2627 days ago
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