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Is David Gest as Funny as His Face?

7/18/2007 2:10 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

David GestSince he's used to being the butt of jokes, David Gest has decided to take his one-man freak show on the British comedy circuit road! Why did the botoxed humanoid cross the road?!

Starting in February, the ex-Mr. Liza Minnelli will embark on "his first major UK comedy tour," and claims it "will be one of the most lavish spectacles ever put together." But can it top his monster's ball nuptials with Liza?

While the 54-year-old is already considered a clown in America, Gest has become quite the reality show trainwreck sensation across the pond. And his stand-up promises not to disappoint -- by including "magic, fireworks and a lot of stories that will have the audience in stitches!" By that they must mean a bloody mess!

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Zenophobe Alien    

This is dave navarro in 10 years!

2564 days ago
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Cynic    

FREAKFREAKFREAKFREAKFREAK!!!! Liza was lucky she got out when she did. This man is a complete nutbag.

2564 days ago
3.

observer    

Another freakozoid.

2564 days ago
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rachel    


His face is the BUTT of jokes, because it IS his butt.

No way is he only 54 - he looked 75 ten years ago.

2564 days ago
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rachel    


My butt looks better than his face.
OUch get some toilet paper, or as they say in England, "loo roll"

2564 days ago
6.

chillout music girl    

I am happy Liza is single.
She is definitely too good for this freak.

2564 days ago
7.

oxyclean    

Now that's one eye lift too many!

2564 days ago
8.

Democrats are evil    

I can't imagine what it must be like going through life as David Gest. A darn right ugly Gay man, ridiculed by the public because of a phony relationship with a has been actress. I guess it's only natural to go into a business in which people end up laughing at you and what you say. It can't be good for his self esteem, but what the heck, it's a living. God makes um in all sizes, shapes and forms. Excuse me, I've gotta go puke now.

2564 days ago
9.

Kat    

Liza is so much better without this guy.

2564 days ago
10.

JEWISH PRINCESS    

He kind of looks like a stoned terrorist!

2564 days ago
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Zenophobe Alien    

Dave Navarro is uglier than this guy. Maybe they are father and son

2564 days ago
12.

Heidi    

How that talented woman ever let this sleaze get close to her is way beyond me.

2564 days ago
13.

are you new?    

He's so ugly he didn't get hit with the ugly stick -- he got hit with the whole
tree.

He should sue his parents and his plastic surgeon....

2564 days ago
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dragonfly36    

Exaclty what I was thinking #1!!!!

2564 days ago
15.

Hal    

He's been whupped with an ugly stick!

2564 days ago
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