Is David Gest as Funny as His Face?

David GestSince he's used to being the butt of jokes, David Gest has decided to take his one-man freak show on the British comedy circuit road! Why did the botoxed humanoid cross the road?!

Starting in February, the ex-Mr. Liza Minnelli will embark on "his first major UK comedy tour," and claims it "will be one of the most lavish spectacles ever put together." But can it top his monster's ball nuptials with Liza?

While the 54-year-old is already considered a clown in America, Gest has become quite the reality show trainwreck sensation across the pond. And his stand-up promises not to disappoint -- by including "magic, fireworks and a lot of stories that will have the audience in stitches!" By that they must mean a bloody mess!



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1. This is dave navarro in 10 years!

Posted at 1:28PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Ex Lesbo

2. FREAKFREAKFREAKFREAKFREAK!!!! Liza was lucky she got out when she did. This man is a complete nutbag.

Posted at 1:50PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Flygirl

3. Another freakozoid.

Posted at 1:34PM on Jul 18th 2007 by paralegal

4.
His face is the BUTT of jokes, because it IS his butt.

No way is he only 54 - he looked 75 ten years ago.

Posted at 1:41PM on Jul 18th 2007 by terence

5.
My butt looks better than his face.
OUch get some toilet paper, or as they say in England, "loo roll"

Posted at 1:43PM on Jul 18th 2007 by jeri

6. I am happy Liza is single.
She is definitely too good for this freak.

Posted at 1:45PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Karma

7. Now that's one eye lift too many!

Posted at 2:09PM on Jul 18th 2007 by RaarGeval

8. I can't imagine what it must be like going through life as David Gest. A darn right ugly Gay man, ridiculed by the public because of a phony relationship with a has been actress. I guess it's only natural to go into a business in which people end up laughing at you and what you say. It can't be good for his self esteem, but what the heck, it's a living. God makes um in all sizes, shapes and forms. Excuse me, I've gotta go puke now.

Posted at 1:50PM on Jul 18th 2007 by jiggy

9. Gee... that looks like one eyelift too many!

Posted at 1:48PM on Jul 18th 2007 by RaarGeval

10. Liza is so much better without this guy.

Posted at 1:50PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Kara

11. He kind of looks like a stoned terrorist!

Posted at 2:07PM on Jul 18th 2007 by JEWISH PRINCESS

12. Dave Navarro is uglier than this guy. Maybe they are father and son

Posted at 2:00PM on Jul 18th 2007 by paris hater

13. How that talented woman ever let this sleaze get close to her is way beyond me.

Posted at 2:04PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Heidi

14. He's so ugly he didn't get hit with the ugly stick -- he got hit with the whole
tree.

He should sue his parents and his plastic surgeon....

Posted at 2:11PM on Jul 18th 2007 by I'm scared

15. Exaclty what I was thinking #1!!!!

Posted at 10:58AM on Jul 20th 2007 by dragonfly36

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