Tori Spelling: Hawking the Family Jewels!

Times are tough in Spellingwood! First, Tori Spelling had a huge garage sale, then she got a job at a bed and breakfast -- and now she's selling her jewelry! Papa can you hear me?!
Tori Spelling
The prodigal daughter turned reality show victim has created a line of "gold-tone" jewelry, exclusively for the Home Shopping Network. Mama needs a brand new pair of shoes! The Tori Spelling Collection includes necklaces, earrings and bracelets -- all bargain priced from $29 to $129. 9021-0h my gawd!

You're not in Holmby Hills anymore, Torithy!



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1. She's one ugly bitch

Posted at 4:17PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Who

2. Dayum! Torri looks fugly! I guess mama did not change her will afterall.

Posted at 4:17PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Baily

3. Hey Candy, would you give your fugly daughter a little bit of the billions you have so she gets out of our faces with her dime store trinkets and tawdry garage sales? Next she'll be hawking her panties!

Posted at 4:18PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Jason

4. it never hurts to try and make your own living instead of hanging onto the family cash !!!
at least she's tryin...

Posted at 4:19PM on Jul 19th 2007 by d

5. Torri looks so fugly and homely! Yikes!

Posted at 4:19PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Baily

6. *Austin Powers voice* That's a man, baby!

Posted at 4:24PM on Jul 19th 2007 by carlitasway

7. Perhaps Candy should give Torri some cash pronto so she can go get some plastic surgery! God help us!

Posted at 4:22PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Baily

8. what is it with the number of people on here that make comments about how people look and what they are doin' ??
what do her looks have to do with any part of the story ?
maybe you should all take a long hard look in the mirror and make sure you are incredibly beautiful in everyones eyes before makin the comments !!
I'm sure there are many people out there that could say the same things about all of you !!!

Posted at 4:23PM on Jul 19th 2007 by d

9. Great...more peddling her crap from the horse face!!!

Posted at 4:24PM on Jul 19th 2007 by standing_on_the_sidelines

10. Her mother is a mony hungry gold digging bitch. Torri earned to have some of her father's inheritance, afterall she played a part in the success of 90210 and she was a loyal daughter to him until the very end. Her mother on the other hand couldn't wait for the old man to kick it so she could start spending the money on the man she's been having an affair with for years. I don't think its right that a mother can deny a child a part of the father's inheritance. Her mother ought to be ashamed but I'm proud of Torri for doing what her mother NEVER did, and that is earn her own income without laying on her back.

Posted at 4:25PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Kate

11. # 1 complete & total AGREEMENT

Posted at 4:26PM on Jul 19th 2007 by costaMesaboy

12. I never understood why Aaron divided his estate the way he did. Why didn't he leave Tori more money (I believe her portion was $1m) . . what about her brother? I never understood that

Posted at 4:29PM on Jul 19th 2007 by SUPER-ficial

13. WHAT HAPPENED???......the kid "Tori" , didn't get any of the inheritence???,,,ouchy,,haha

Posted at 4:31PM on Jul 19th 2007 by costaMesaboy

14. Give it up Mrs ED!

Posted at 4:30PM on Jul 19th 2007 by val

15. She hit all the ugly branches on her fall out of the butt-ugly tree..absolutely hideous

Posted at 4:35PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Fred

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