Blogging bigwig Perez Hilton has balls -- well, at least one! Que cojones!
For reasons beyond comprehension, the Queen of All Media told TMZ, "I have big balls. I'll show them to you right now if you want." Thanks, but no thanks, lady! He then proceeded to pull down his pants, which exposed his pink panties and one of his boys. Girls gone wild!
Thankfully, the orange-haired web wonder composed himself, but not before mumbling, "I don't have to do anything I don't want to." Don't be so testy, Perez!