Perez Hilton Goes Nuts

Blogging bigwig Perez Hilton has balls -- well, at least one! Que cojones!


For reasons beyond comprehension, the Queen of All Media told TMZ, "I have big balls. I'll show them to you right now if you want." Thanks, but no thanks, lady! He then proceeded to pull down his pants, which exposed his pink panties and one of his boys. Girls gone wild!

Thankfully, the orange-haired web wonder composed himself, but not before mumbling, "I don't have to do anything I don't want to." Don't be so testy, Perez!



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1. a pure ass whipe!

Posted at 1:19PM on Jul 20th 2007 by dick

2. .......................PLEASE MOVE TO MARS!!!..& take Micheal Jackson with you...

Posted at 1:20PM on Jul 20th 2007 by costaMesaboy

3. OMG! That is SO nasty!! I just de-bookmarked his website. That crosses the line! BLECCHH!! What a piece of scum!

Posted at 1:20PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Kaysee

4. He's losing it!

Posted at 1:22PM on Jul 20th 2007 by GC

5. Why is this idiot even breathing?

Posted at 1:26PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Mel

6. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...

Posted at 1:27PM on Jul 20th 2007 by utkgrad101

7. I didn't see a ball!

Posted at 1:28PM on Jul 20th 2007 by me

8. those aren't balls ..they're will-nots..get some a** wipes

Posted at 1:30PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Colby

9. Celebrity Fit Club is where he is headed for... although he ain't no celebrity to begin with.

Posted at 1:31PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Pimpo

10. I can't stand this creep, haven't looked at his blog in months and never will again.

Posted at 1:33PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Perez Hater

11.
IDIOT! GO AWAY!

Posted at 1:36PM on Jul 20th 2007 by therigo

12. IS HE RELATED TO THE PARASITE HILTON SURE IS UGLY ENUFF TO BE

Posted at 1:43PM on Jul 20th 2007 by ura dork

13. LOL that was very funny, Americans have no sense of humour.
perez rocks.

Posted at 1:44PM on Jul 20th 2007 by londonrules

14. Damn, I wish it wasn't blurred out. I love balls.

Posted at 2:21PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Teeka

15. That retard makes me physically sick. He doesn't HAVE any balls, it's just soft flesh where balls SHOULD have been. What a hag!

Posted at 1:48PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Better than Perez

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