1. This is the sweet little juicy bit of goodness that has boosted my morning. I guess it really is true that 'stupid is as stupid does' and Lindsay is the queen of stupid.

It's a sad fate for the whore of Hollywood: knocked up, rehabbed, jailed or dead.

Who wants to take bets on Lindsay's future? Me, I know I will be laughing my ass off!

Posted at 10:56AM on Jul 24th 2007 by laughing at you now

2. I love her she is a wonderful person in person. I hope you are at the polaroid beach house today with you mom. Long island girls are the best. By the way I heard her Dad was with her in the car.

Posted at 10:58AM on Jul 24th 2007 by Timmy

3. This is sad but she has brought it all upon herself. He mother apparently is a coke head too. It seems to be the culture of Hollywood. they whore around with all kinds of men, do drugs and booze and party like there is no tommorow. Wait until they go into liver failure. Maybe they'll kill someone. Hollywood is why the world hates the U.S. saddam and Gommorah.

Posted at 11:00AM on Jul 24th 2007 by Creative one

4. OH FOR GOD'S SAKE
I'D RATHER INVEST IN REAL ESTATE

Posted at 11:01AM on Jul 24th 2007 by em

5. Is that Lindsay on Union st?

Posted at 11:01AM on Jul 24th 2007 by moogler

6. Timmy, why are long Island men so stupid?

Posted at 11:02AM on Jul 24th 2007 by Creative one

7. Meh, I'd still rape her in the pooper

Posted at 11:02AM on Jul 24th 2007 by DD

8. Timmy, are you nuts

Posted at 11:03AM on Jul 24th 2007 by Paris hater

9. so who were the other people that 'knew' her and she was 'chasing'? it's all bs, they did it on purpose - who wants to bet Ronson was in that escalade....

Posted at 11:03AM on Jul 24th 2007 by Shelly

10.
I'm predicting dead by age 30.

Posted at 11:03AM on Jul 24th 2007 by perry

11.
Lohanalchoholic.com
Lohanalchololicmess.com
Lohanalchololicjailtime.com
Lohanalcoholicbusted.com

Any takers?

This is the end of her career, it just dropped with a soft thud. Why in the world would anybody want a chronic alcoholic and drug addict be their favorite "entertainer." I don't understand these American "role" models, mass "hysteria" media definitely needs to shake up really badly and cut out anyone who's found delinquent and frequents jail as much as these F Class "celebs".

Posted at 11:04AM on Jul 24th 2007 by acroposthion

12. >>>>WELCOME TO MY WORLD

Posted at 11:04AM on Jul 24th 2007 by Mr Heebie Jeebie

13. #8 You are a Freak!

Posted at 11:05AM on Jul 24th 2007 by Paris hater

14. iI'm not going to jump on her when she's down. I think all the haters on this site doing that need to hold up mirrors. we've all done really stupid things. insead, wish her the best. Lindsay, go away with mom and your sibs...get out of L. A. for awhile, go back to rehab, stay away from dad. stop mean-spirited lipping off about other people. don't be a basher yourself, it's karma, baby! actually you could learn alot about style, class and grace from paris. she never bashed you even when baited, ie larry king.

Posted at 11:07AM on Jul 24th 2007 by vegan

15. more scandalous stupidous firecrochetous ?

Posted at 11:09AM on Jul 24th 2007 by i say anything